MY ACUTE SENSE OF TIME IS TINGLING
Dec. 28th, 2012 02:41 pmHELLO THERE! I HAVE THOUGHTS!
( Yes, I am here and I have thought things about Who, but they're probably far less interesting than you're hoping. )
( Yes, I am here and I have thought things about Who, but they're probably far less interesting than you're hoping. )
The Wedding of River Song...
Oct. 1st, 2011 10:46 pmI have no idea what just happened.
( I lie, of course I do. )
Oh, I'm sick. This may have made me more incomprehensible than usual.
( I lie, of course I do. )
Oh, I'm sick. This may have made me more incomprehensible than usual.
It's MATTURDAY! As much as I love Eleven/Craig because it's beautiful, part of me just sort of wishes it was next week already.
(No, that's not because of that whole outfit that Rory has going on next week. Well, no, okay, maybe it is. A bit. Those specs turned me, I tell you.)
I think it's because I want fucking CLOSURE on this storyline already. As much as I've enjoyed this season, I kind of want it to be over, just so I can KNOW whether or not I need to be angry about it or whether my fears are totally misplaced and Moff's got it all under control. I JUST NEED TO KNOW NOW WHETHER OR NOT I AM ENRAGED.
(No, that's not because of that whole outfit that Rory has going on next week. Well, no, okay, maybe it is. A bit. Those specs turned me, I tell you.)
I think it's because I want fucking CLOSURE on this storyline already. As much as I've enjoyed this season, I kind of want it to be over, just so I can KNOW whether or not I need to be angry about it or whether my fears are totally misplaced and Moff's got it all under control. I JUST NEED TO KNOW NOW WHETHER OR NOT I AM ENRAGED.
Who Speculations...
Aug. 30th, 2011 01:56 pmAs is my wont after just one Who episode, I have many theories which I shall now expand upon...
( Convoluted theories about Who Series 6, The Doctor and River in particular. Spoilers, sweetie. )
Now my brain hurts and I must lie down.
( Convoluted theories about Who Series 6, The Doctor and River in particular. Spoilers, sweetie. )
Now my brain hurts and I must lie down.
So, anyway... how was Matturday for you?
Aug. 28th, 2011 10:20 amI have random thoughts about Let's Kill Hitler, which I shall post in no particular order.
( What are spoilers? )
( What are spoilers? )
35 minutes till Matturday. SO EXCITED. Mofftiem has made me SO EXCITED about telly again, it's not normal.
HERE HAVE A GRATUITOUS REPOST:

You know I'll be posting that gif over and over again until EVERYONE acknowledges its greatness.
The only thing that saddens me is that Matturday coincides with Torchwood STILL being on the telly, for fuck's sake be over already. I don't want my friendlist tainted with wank about Miracle Day anymore, even the voyeuristic amusement factor has gone out of it now. Just die Jack, die.
BUT HEY IT'S MATTURDAY SO PLEASE BE FILLING MY FRIENDSLIST WITH MATTURDAY SQUEE AND SHUT UP ABOUT THAT OTHER THING.
HERE HAVE A GRATUITOUS REPOST:
You know I'll be posting that gif over and over again until EVERYONE acknowledges its greatness.
The only thing that saddens me is that Matturday coincides with Torchwood STILL being on the telly, for fuck's sake be over already. I don't want my friendlist tainted with wank about Miracle Day anymore, even the voyeuristic amusement factor has gone out of it now. Just die Jack, die.
BUT HEY IT'S MATTURDAY SO PLEASE BE FILLING MY FRIENDSLIST WITH MATTURDAY SQUEE AND SHUT UP ABOUT THAT OTHER THING.
Umm... there's a new trailer up for Who on the youtubes.
Rory Williams, man. Punching Hitler in the fayce. I feel very pandered to these past few weeks, but fuck me it's summer, so feel free to pander to me until I see stars. RORY FUCKING WILLIAMS PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE.
SPEAKING OF PANDERING AND SUMMERTIME I HAVE A GUILTY SECRET TO ADMIT TO. As you know, I'm not watching Torchwood, which pretty much means I'm not watching much of anything because there's not much else on, so I had to find something to watch and then a GIFT landed in my lap quite by accident and that gift was the totally flufftastic
.
You may mock me all you like, but I have a soft spot for Mark Paul Gosselaar what with him being like our greatest export after Heineken (even though legally he was never really exported) and apart from anything else DAMMIT I LIKE THIS SHOW. I LOVE SHOWS THAT ARE ALL WITTY DIALOGUE AND NO ACTUAL PLOT. I'm sure saying I like it on the internet will mean I get chucked an entire boatload of reasons not to like it, but fuck you, don't do that to me. Leave me in peace with both Franklin and Bash. Anyway, you may now return to watching Rory Williams punch Hitler or telling me how awesome Franklin and Bash are (I don't even know which is which at this stage, and I don't think it matters. That's how awesomely fluffy this show is.). As you were.
Rory Williams, man. Punching Hitler in the fayce. I feel very pandered to these past few weeks, but fuck me it's summer, so feel free to pander to me until I see stars. RORY FUCKING WILLIAMS PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE.
SPEAKING OF PANDERING AND SUMMERTIME I HAVE A GUILTY SECRET TO ADMIT TO. As you know, I'm not watching Torchwood, which pretty much means I'm not watching much of anything because there's not much else on, so I had to find something to watch and then a GIFT landed in my lap quite by accident and that gift was the totally flufftastic
.
You may mock me all you like, but I have a soft spot for Mark Paul Gosselaar what with him being like our greatest export after Heineken (even though legally he was never really exported) and apart from anything else DAMMIT I LIKE THIS SHOW. I LOVE SHOWS THAT ARE ALL WITTY DIALOGUE AND NO ACTUAL PLOT. I'm sure saying I like it on the internet will mean I get chucked an entire boatload of reasons not to like it, but fuck you, don't do that to me. Leave me in peace with both Franklin and Bash. Anyway, you may now return to watching Rory Williams punch Hitler or telling me how awesome Franklin and Bash are (I don't even know which is which at this stage, and I don't think it matters. That's how awesomely fluffy this show is.). As you were.
But you LOVE Turchwad!
Jul. 3rd, 2011 05:17 pmI will downloads it for you! You loves that wacky show.
I'm finding it very hard to explain, both on this here internets and at home, all the reasons why I'm not interested in Torchwood: Miracle Day. And I don't like pissing in people's chips, either, so I'm not going to rant and rave about how much I don't care about watching it, the truth is I don't really care enough either way to even be vehement about it, and if it gets downloaded for me (lol, seriously, I still don't know how that torrent shizzle works, I am ignorant in these matters and just write things on post its and stick them to his screen), I'll probably give it a go. My main problem at the moment is that all the things that people are now, having seen screeners and such, so very excited about, sound awful to me. Seriously, the more I hear about it, the worse it sounds. But that's just me and YMMV and such.
But, I am the Torchwood prophet, of course, so here's your 100% God's honest TRUTH, it's not even a hunch or prediction, this one, but I guess you could call it spoilers, what with it being an ACTUAL THING THAT WILL HAPPEN, and it's this:
( SPOILERS )
Also, I am becoming increasingly worried that the whole Amy/Rory/Melody storyline in Who will be handwaved away entirely, and was, in fact, resolved when River said that stuff about the Doctor finding her and taking care of her and not to worry about it. Am I alone in this?
I'm finding it very hard to explain, both on this here internets and at home, all the reasons why I'm not interested in Torchwood: Miracle Day. And I don't like pissing in people's chips, either, so I'm not going to rant and rave about how much I don't care about watching it, the truth is I don't really care enough either way to even be vehement about it, and if it gets downloaded for me (lol, seriously, I still don't know how that torrent shizzle works, I am ignorant in these matters and just write things on post its and stick them to his screen), I'll probably give it a go. My main problem at the moment is that all the things that people are now, having seen screeners and such, so very excited about, sound awful to me. Seriously, the more I hear about it, the worse it sounds. But that's just me and YMMV and such.
But, I am the Torchwood prophet, of course, so here's your 100% God's honest TRUTH, it's not even a hunch or prediction, this one, but I guess you could call it spoilers, what with it being an ACTUAL THING THAT WILL HAPPEN, and it's this:
( SPOILERS )
Also, I am becoming increasingly worried that the whole Amy/Rory/Melody storyline in Who will be handwaved away entirely, and was, in fact, resolved when River said that stuff about the Doctor finding her and taking care of her and not to worry about it. Am I alone in this?
I iz excited about Who. I never thought I'd be excited about Who to this extent ever again. Yay!
I don't care who River Song is, though you know who I think River Song is, and I don't care about Cybermenz or anything, my only hope for this episode is that Rory punches the Doctor inna fayce for suspecting about Amy and not telling him. I have a feeling this might transpire and if it did, I would moisten myself. (For the record: I squee about Rory a lot, I don't actually think he's hawt or anything, but I do think he is AWESOME, which is far more important. AWESOME, AWESOME RORY POND.)
When's the rest of the series on?
I don't care who River Song is, though you know who I think River Song is, and I don't care about Cybermenz or anything, my only hope for this episode is that Rory punches the Doctor inna fayce for suspecting about Amy and not telling him. I have a feeling this might transpire and if it did, I would moisten myself. (For the record: I squee about Rory a lot, I don't actually think he's hawt or anything, but I do think he is AWESOME, which is far more important. AWESOME, AWESOME RORY POND.)
When's the rest of the series on?
Apparently there's still people out there who think she's not Rory's baby. Even now, I keep reading theories about her NOT being Rory's baby and her being the Doctor's baby or someone else's baby or some alien baby that someone poked inside Amy on a teatime family show.
YO DUDES: SHE'S RORY'S BABY.
Shut up and go speculate about something useful.
YO DUDES: SHE'S RORY'S BABY.
Shut up and go speculate about something useful.
I haven't actually commented on The Big Bang yet, so I'll do that now.
( FANFUCKINGTASTIC )
Oh, and tomorrow, I shall be celebrating the wonderfulness this past Who series and the impending one year anniversary of the tragic death of Ianto Jones by posting a picspam of Richard Ayoade of the Boosh and IT Crowd, whom I have ceased to find "strangely hawt" and now simply find "fucking hott." LOL, I'm so fickle.
( FANFUCKINGTASTIC )
Oh, and tomorrow, I shall be celebrating the wonderfulness this past Who series and the impending one year anniversary of the tragic death of Ianto Jones by posting a picspam of Richard Ayoade of the Boosh and IT Crowd, whom I have ceased to find "strangely hawt" and now simply find "fucking hott." LOL, I'm so fickle.
OH MOFF YOU ARE SPOILING US.
Jun. 19th, 2010 09:15 pmSeriously, though, there were Weevils. And that was EPIC. And great. And stuff.
Russell has made me hugely fearful of finales and I can't quite shake a niggling doubt that this will fizzle out into absolute crap that makes no sense and features some sort of flying Jesus dwarf. BUT IT WON'T!! TRUST ME. IT WILL BE EPIC AND WONDERFUL. Bits of this actually made sense... there was... GASP... seriously, someone actually put some THOUGHT into this and crafted a story as opposed to throwing ALL THE MONSTERS EVER at the screen and hoping we won't notice the mess.
THAT WAS FUCKING ACE.
Russell has made me hugely fearful of finales and I can't quite shake a niggling doubt that this will fizzle out into absolute crap that makes no sense and features some sort of flying Jesus dwarf. BUT IT WON'T!! TRUST ME. IT WILL BE EPIC AND WONDERFUL. Bits of this actually made sense... there was... GASP... seriously, someone actually put some THOUGHT into this and crafted a story as opposed to throwing ALL THE MONSTERS EVER at the screen and hoping we won't notice the mess.
THAT WAS FUCKING ACE.