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This journal isn't friends-only for fannish stuff, but it is for everything else.

Comment here to be friended. My friendslist isn't exclusive or special and you don't have to grovel or tell me I'm great, anyone who wants to read and comment is more than welcome, all I ask is that you say hi here so I know who you are.

Hi.

NOTE: IF YOU TWITTER TO YOUR LJ AND DON'T HAVE A COURTESY FRIENDS-FILTER SO I CAN OPT OUT, YOU WILL BE CUT. I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR TWEETS, IF I DID, I'D BE ON TWITTER.

OH. Btw.

Jul. 15th, 2014 08:42 am
tencrush: (eleven mad man)
Yeah, I'm a whore. I read the scripts and watched the first episode of Who. I am perfectly content with my whoreishness. And also with what I watched.

So there's that.

Yeah, yeah, sure, I feel AWFUL about it. Like I've made Sebastian Stan get overly emotional about something.



So, not that awful, really.

Umm...

Jul. 8th, 2014 09:21 pm
tencrush: (french steve)
I don't know, I found it somewhere and it made me laugh.

tencrush: (french steve)
I GIVE IN. Your filthy ways have ensnared me, you sleazy fuckpuppy. And also, I do love A HAT.







SebastianStanSpam )

I was going to say something deep and meaningful comparing Sebastian Stan to anal sex. But I will spare you my thoughts on both of those things, because, really, you don't want to know how the two are connected in my head.

I LIED

Jul. 7th, 2014 10:50 pm
tencrush: (chris beard porn)
I lied, The Hipster Hobo thing totally works on me.



Watch this space, I predict I'll start spamming soon. I apologise unreservedly in advance.



DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, CHRIS, I CAN'T HELP IT. I'm in the mood for sleazy.

By the way, if you were to make careful notes on when I make these sorts of shameful confessions, you could, if you wanted to, pretty adequately track my menstrual cycle.
tencrush: (french steve)
Okay, look, this hipster hobo thing doesn't work on me, alright?



BUT, I will say the following about Sebastian Stan, who would appear to have taken over Loki's crown as Tumblr's crazed and somewhat inexplicable fangirl obsession, he looks like he would be:

A) A hilarious drunk.



B) A guaranteed great night out, probably ending in arrest.



C) Really dirty in bed.



And his utter ubiquitousness in fannish circles at the moment has made me grown accustomed to his face and now, maybe 5% of the time and only from certain angles, I can get with people finding him hot. And maybe agree. But only when I'm hormonally challenged and having one of those days where I'm in the mood for something really, really sleazy.

ETA: I am watching Not Another Teen Movie, because it is on telly. I did not actively seek out Not Another Teen Movie, nor do I have the strength to resist Not Another Teen Movie if it is thrust upon me. So here, I am, finally succumbing to Not Another Teen Movie. I need help.

Solid dick.

Jul. 2nd, 2014 09:16 pm
tencrush: (french steve)
No reason.





LOL

Jul. 1st, 2014 11:24 am
tencrush: (french steve)
Hemsworth does nothing for me, but this picture gives me jollies nonetheless:



His arms are bigger than that baby he made. And he made two of them at once, just because he could. Bam!

I always imagine Hemsworth talking like Thor irl. Is that wrong of me?

tencrush: (french steve)
Okay, so, anyway, after hearing what an adorable dork Sebastian Stan was at his first con... )

I have decided I am now officially on board with a possible Stupid!Face Bucky!Cap. Seb still has a stupid face, but by God he's fan-friendly. And I could probably grow to love it, let's face it.

BUT... only after this happens:

fear-itself-7-018

Yeah, that's one comic frame actually illustrating two caveats, Cap saying " Avengers assemble" and Cap lifting Mjolnir. Basically, if, after all the rumours I've heard, the Cap lifting Mjolnir thing, doesn't happen, I am going to cut a bitch. For real. Oh, and also, if you could do the Bucky!Cap thing without actually killing Steve dead, that would be a huge bonus. And also, since we have no Spiderman in our universe, please find a suitable replacement character who will forever insist on referring to Bucky!Cap as "BuckyCap", much to Bucky!Cap's annoyance. Falcon could do it, maybe?

tencrush: (chris beard porn)
Oh, Mystery Date. So many preteen girls used to make me play this while babysitting. Maybe Tyler imprinted on me without me noticing.



Hold up...

Jun. 14th, 2014 09:47 am
tencrush: (french steve)
Yeah, hold up, Fassbender's really kind of hot in DOFP.

I should probably stop watching comic book movies, y/y?

tencrush: (chris beard porn)
I'm scary obsessed with his arms now.







I need professional help at this point.

Derp.

Jun. 7th, 2014 09:08 am
tencrush: (french steve)




Derp.



No reason. You can go now.





tencrush: (chris beard porn)
Here's a thing that's been brought to my attention:



Why does Chris Evans do a two-fingered Disney point?

Like, always... )

So...

May. 31st, 2014 04:00 pm
tencrush: (french steve)
I SEE NO DENIALS HERE.



I'll take that as a yes, shall, I? And a cue to start fangirling the shit out of it.

tencrush: (chris beard porn)
Further to my previous post, seriously... I would ship it like it was my FULL TIME JOB. I would sell my children so I could spend more time supporting the Evans/Bullock cause. And I say this as a person who generally doesn't give a crap about celebrity relationships. But, come on... I mean. HER FACE.



GET IN THERE, SANDY B.

Amazing

May. 29th, 2014 02:51 pm
tencrush: (chris beard porn)
Yeah, so I watched The Amazing Spiderman 2, and I only have a few thoughts.

  • Apart from the horrific thing ten minutes from the end, come the actual end, I did feel somewhat like I'd just sat through a live action version of The Incredibles. It can't just be me who thinks that, right? Spiderman always has a way more juvenile sensibility than any of the other Marvel outings, no matter the studio. It always feels like a kids' film.

  • I love Spidey, really, but the thing with Garfield and Dane DeHaan is that they really are very, very young looking. That's not a bad thing, per se, but it does make the entire film feel like that Ultimate Spiderman high school AU. Which would be fine if Principal Coulson was in it, but sadly he's not. It does, however, reinforce my opinion that, of all people, it's Spidey whom I would most like to see incorporated into the MCU. Which is a shame, because he's probably the character least likely to ever revert back to Marvel.

  • I was spoiled for the spoiler of death, but still, the manner in which it happened was utterly shocking to me. So quick and brutal and fucking heartbreaking. Wow, just... yeah. I cried.

  • Garfield and Stone are adorkable together. I don't normally have very much interest in which celebs poke their bits into which other celebs, but I endore those two whole heartedly for some reason.


That is all, really.

Speaking of celebrity couple endorsements, those several fluff gossip pieces doing the rounds about Chris Evans and Sandra Bullock are just that: hot air, they-had-dinner-together speculatory fluff. Which saddens me because seriously, if that happened, I would endorse that like it was MY FUCKING JOB. Get in there, girl.

Umm...

May. 21st, 2014 09:43 pm
tencrush: (french steve)
Has anyone managed to decipher Billie Piper's horrendous and incomprehensible Irish accent in Penny Dreadful yet?

Also, those weren't her tits, I understand. I hope she dies of consumption soon.

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