Why a whelk...

Yeah, I'm a whore. I read the scripts and watched the first episode of Who. I am perfectly content with my whoreishness. And also with what I watched.

So there's that.

Yeah, yeah, sure, I feel AWFUL about it. Like I've made Sebastian Stan get overly emotional about something.



So, not that awful, really.

I GIVE IN. Your filthy ways have ensnared me, you sleazy fuckpuppy. And also, I do love A HAT.







( SebastianStanSpam )

I was going to say something deep and meaningful comparing Sebastian Stan to anal sex. But I will spare you my thoughts on both of those things, because, really, you don't want to know how the two are connected in my head.

Okay, look, this hipster hobo thing doesn't work on me, alright?



BUT, I will say the following about Sebastian Stan, who would appear to have taken over Loki's crown as Tumblr's crazed and somewhat inexplicable fangirl obsession, he looks like he would be:

A) A hilarious drunk.



B) A guaranteed great night out, probably ending in arrest.



C) Really dirty in bed.



And his utter ubiquitousness in fannish circles at the moment has made me grown accustomed to his face and now, maybe 5% of the time and only from certain angles, I can get with people finding him hot. And maybe agree. But only when I'm hormonally challenged and having one of those days where I'm in the mood for something really, really sleazy.

ETA: I am watching Not Another Teen Movie, because it is on telly. I did not actively seek out Not Another Teen Movie, nor do I have the strength to resist Not Another Teen Movie if it is thrust upon me. So here, I am, finally succumbing to Not Another Teen Movie. I need help.

Hemsworth does nothing for me, but this picture gives me jollies nonetheless:



His arms are bigger than that baby he made. And he made two of them at once, just because he could. Bam!

I always imagine Hemsworth talking like Thor irl. Is that wrong of me?

Oh, Mystery Date. So many preteen girls used to make me play this while babysitting. Maybe Tyler imprinted on me without me noticing.

Derp.



No reason. You can go now.

I SEE NO DENIALS HERE.



I'll take that as a yes, shall, I? And a cue to start fangirling the shit out of it.

Yeah, so I watched The Amazing Spiderman 2, and I only have a few thoughts.

• Apart from the horrific thing ten minutes from the end, come the actual end, I did feel somewhat like I'd just sat through a live action version of The Incredibles. It can't just be me who thinks that, right? Spiderman always has a way more juvenile sensibility than any of the other Marvel outings, no matter the studio. It always feels like a kids' film.


• I love Spidey, really, but the thing with Garfield and Dane DeHaan is that they really are very, very young looking. That's not a bad thing, per se, but it does make the entire film feel like that Ultimate Spiderman high school AU. Which would be fine if Principal Coulson was in it, but sadly he's not. It does, however, reinforce my opinion that, of all people, it's Spidey whom I would most like to see incorporated into the MCU. Which is a shame, because he's probably the character least likely to ever revert back to Marvel.


• I was spoiled for the spoiler of death, but still, the manner in which it happened was utterly shocking to me. So quick and brutal and fucking heartbreaking. Wow, just... yeah. I cried.


• Garfield and Stone are adorkable together. I don't normally have very much interest in which celebs poke their bits into which other celebs, but I endore those two whole heartedly for some reason.

That is all, really.

Speaking of celebrity couple endorsements, those several fluff gossip pieces doing the rounds about Chris Evans and Sandra Bullock are just that: hot air, they-had-dinner-together speculatory fluff. Which saddens me because seriously, if that happened, I would endorse that like it was MY FUCKING JOB. Get in there, girl.

Has anyone managed to decipher Billie Piper's horrendous and incomprehensible Irish accent in Penny Dreadful yet?

Also, those weren't her tits, I understand. I hope she dies of consumption soon.