That's Tony giving Steve assmouth-to-mouth in Avengers Red Zone. The romantic sunset is an interesting choice of background. It's supposed to be poison gas or something. Right.
I love that horsey riding one because it intrigues me as to how they get to that position. Does Steve mount Tony before Tony takes off? Does Tony hover and then Steve gets his leg over? I need details on how they take off and land in this scenario. For science.
The movies are my own personal canon, because the comics keep starting over and are massively inconsistent, and I really can't see RDJ and Chris in that way.
RDJ's Tony does have that thing going where he pokes the big guys to see if they'll react and that amuses me because I can't work out if it's scientific or sexual curiosity on his part. Chris' Steve really doesn't seem to even have a penis. Where his penis should be there's just liberty and justice for all.
I feel really sorry for movie Cap, he's had a fucking awful time so far. I watched that new cam version of TWS with the kids, and Jesus Christ, that thing with Sam where he says he doesn't know what makes him happy and he's fucking smiling like some brave, kicked puppy, gah. And then when he sees Bucky and Strike take him in and he doesn't even put up a semblance of a fight and looking like he's wishing they would just fucking kill him already. MAKE HIM HAPPY, Whedon. Give the guy something before you bump him off, look at him, he's making me cry.
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Date: 2014-07-03 06:12 am (UTC)assmouth-to-mouth in Avengers Red Zone. The romantic sunset is an interesting choice of background. It's supposed to be poison gas or something. Right.no subject
Date: 2014-07-03 06:14 am (UTC)I can't get over how they're holding each other in the first one.
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Date: 2014-07-03 06:53 am (UTC)I remember that from Copperbadge's post. DAYUM. There's just no way for that to look graceful, is there?
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Date: 2014-07-03 06:59 am (UTC)THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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Date: 2014-07-03 07:43 am (UTC)I don't even ship it, but man, I can see why people do.
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Date: 2014-07-03 07:58 am (UTC)I can see RDJ's Tony playing with the idea but not actually following through.
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Date: 2014-07-03 08:10 am (UTC)I feel really sorry for movie Cap, he's had a fucking awful time so far. I watched that new cam version of TWS with the kids, and Jesus Christ, that thing with Sam where he says he doesn't know what makes him happy and he's fucking smiling like some brave, kicked puppy, gah. And then when he sees Bucky and Strike take him in and he doesn't even put up a semblance of a fight and looking like he's wishing they would just fucking kill him already. MAKE HIM HAPPY, Whedon. Give the guy something before you bump him off, look at him, he's making me cry.
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