WAIT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

[tencrush]

Here's a thing that's been brought to my attention:



Why does Chris Evans do a two-fingered Disney point?


Like, always...










Admittedly, I've always been too distracted by his arms to notice this until off_coloratura pointed it out to me, but now I can't see past it. Did you work at Disneyland, Chris? Explain this fuckery to me.

Comments

[off_coloratura]

Maybe he does it that way because it's not polite to point with one finger.

[tencrush]

But he's an ACTOR, you'd expect some degree of pointing versatility. This must be deeply ingrained in his psyche.

[off_coloratura]

Well, to be fair:

[tencrush]

Find me one example where he's not wearing them Cap gloves and pointing with one finger and I'll agree with you.

[off_coloratura]

Hang on a sec, he's gotta clean off his pointin' finger:


From Street Kings:

[off_coloratura]

And out of character:

[off_coloratura]

[off_coloratura]

[off_coloratura]

This is 1 and a half:

[off_coloratura]

[off_coloratura]

[off_coloratura]

He's a very versatile actor.

[tencrush]

You're just posting gratuitous pictures now, admit it.

I am finding the two finger point sexy for some reason. I find arbitrary things Chris Evans does hot.

[off_coloratura]

I think it's sexy too, actually. In Push it was especially suggestive.

[off_coloratura]

GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO POST PICTURES OF CHRIS EVANS. JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING EXCUSE.

[tencrush]

That Teen Movie one reminds me of this:

[off_coloratura]

He's so fucking adorable.

[tencrush]

This has just turned into The Many Hand Gestures Of Chris Evans, hasn't it?

[off_coloratura]

That FF is my all-time favorite. Oh yes, Chris, I AM imagining it everywhere.

[tencrush]

His physique in FF was way hotter than the pumped Cap one. I'm probably biased because Chest Hair, but still.

[off_coloratura]

I do like him with Cap-length hair, though. Those buzz cuts don't do him any favors.

[tencrush]

Yeah. But he was damn near perfect in FF2.

[off_coloratura]

Mmm, steamy.

[tencrush]

The idea that even when giving orders, in the middle of a crisis, Cap would still point with two fingers because it's POLITE fills me with indescribable glee and fuzzy feelings.

[off_coloratura]

Yes, that is adorable. It also might be a military thing, but while that explains Cap and Jensen it doesn't explain the others.

[off_coloratura]

[tencrush]

Gah, of course. I look at this one every day. So cute.

[off_coloratura]

Oh, look, more, though it's casual:

[tencrush]

AHA, see? That's a casual Chris Evans point, not an acting choice. It's his own, personal pointing style that his mother told him was polite.

Also, I needed an example where his torso was on display, so thank you.

[off_coloratura]

[tencrush]

Again, I am way too distracted by the size of his arms to look at anything else.

[off_coloratura]

And his TINY WAIST. HOW IS IT SO TINY.

[tencrush]

Ahhgod his proportions. And his goofy dork face. No. I can't anymore. It's too much.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

No idea. Distracted by Captain America Crotch.

[tencrush]

Mmm... crotch. Waist... shoulder, shoulder... waist. Excuse me a moment. *flails*

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

I came for the crotch, but stayed for ogling everything else

[tencrush]

I've recently become obsessed with his arms. Soon, there will not be a single part of his anatomy that doesn't endlessly fascinate me.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of in love with his chest hair, too... nom

[tencrush]

All of those things are good. As are his thighs. And those two moles on his neck. The hair on his forearms. And his beard. Oh, and his bottom lip. And big hands. And his abs. And inguinal crease. Especially his inguinal crease.

And dat ass.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR ASS. And that crease that makes me a little incoherent. Yes.

[tencrush]

Oops, there it is...

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

GUH, YOU NEVAR DISAPPOINT

[tencrush]

I AIM TO PLEASE.

Here (Don't stare at his crotch, I dare you.):