Sebastian Spam

[tencrush]

I GIVE IN. Your filthy ways have ensnared me, you sleazy fuckpuppy. And also, I do love A HAT.


























I was going to say something deep and meaningful comparing Sebastian Stan to anal sex. But I will spare you my thoughts on both of those things, because, really, you don't want to know how the two are connected in my head.

Comments

[off_coloratura]

He does really always look like he's just gone on a bender/been fucked, doesn't he?

[tencrush]

I love Chris Evans, I think he's one of most gorgeous creatures on the planet, but he pretty much looks like he'd smell of soap and aftershave and taste of breath mints or, at a push, coffee. Sebastian Stan looks like he smells of cigarettes and pussy and tastes of vodka. And pussy.