Why a whelk...

OMG DUDES, WE HAVE ROCKBAND ON THE PS3.

DUDES. SRSLY. Drums and guitar and vocals and everything. Word. Dudes. Yo.

Excellent.

(NEEDS SOME SPINAL TAP, I FEEL)

Nowhere on the World Wide Web does it say what to do if your gingerbread dough is BOTH too crumbly AND too sticky at the same time.

Apart from eat it raw, which I'll do anyway.