BAAAHHHH!!

[tencrush]

CAPSLOCKTIEM!

THE SHEER AMOUNT OF WHATTHEFUCKERY INDUCED BY THESE PICTURES,




(Gaaad! Jack's profile! It's hilarious.)

THE NEVER-ENDING MARY-SUE FIC THEY ARE ADVERTISING, AND THE WHAT-I-HOPE-TO-GOD-IS-A-12-YEAR-OLD-BUT-FEAR-MAY-WELL-BE-AN-ACTUAL-SO-CALLED-ADULT-WHAT-WROTE-IT HAS MADE ME DEFRIEND torchwoodcoffee FOR GOOD. I JUST CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE.



Actually, I lie, it's that and this one:



Because I need a fucking 500 chapter crossover fic like I need a fucking hole in my head. And no, I don't know what animated awfulness it is crossing Torchwood over with, nor do I wish to. In fact, if you even dare attempt to tell me I will shun you forever.

All names have been removed to protect the delicate sensibilities of the artistes involved.



THE PURPLE MAKES ME ANGRY. Come back, black, I miss you!!

Yeah, yeah, I know, this is the sort of thing I should post on the anonmeme, because that's where you're supposed to bitch about people and their godawful fic because then you can pretend you're not you, and are therefore nicer than you actually are. Or something. Hey, whatever. Sue me.

Comments

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

When is the Torchwood happening and why is Toshiko still dead?

[tencrush]

The radio plays are this week, the 5 episodes are every weeknight next week. And Tosh is still dead, and after next week probably Ianto, too.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I thought Ianto was immortal via sexual transmission?

[tencrush]

Perhaps. The wise money, however, is on Long-Awaited Emo Declaration Of Manlove Followed By Heroic But Probably Ultimately Pointless Self-Sacrifice. It was written by Rusty himself, after all.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Oh dear :/

[santousha.livejournal.com]

I second your 'Oh dear'

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*skritches hed* Now there are a few heroic self-sacrifices by supporting characters in RTD scripts, according to my handy list o' corpses, but the only major character to off themselves for the greater good was Astrid. On the whole, his characters are much more likely to be eaten by grues. So I say unto thee: ?