BAAAHHHH!!

[tencrush]

CAPSLOCKTIEM!

THE SHEER AMOUNT OF WHATTHEFUCKERY INDUCED BY THESE PICTURES,




(Gaaad! Jack's profile! It's hilarious.)

THE NEVER-ENDING MARY-SUE FIC THEY ARE ADVERTISING, AND THE WHAT-I-HOPE-TO-GOD-IS-A-12-YEAR-OLD-BUT-FEAR-MAY-WELL-BE-AN-ACTUAL-SO-CALLED-ADULT-WHAT-WROTE-IT HAS MADE ME DEFRIEND torchwoodcoffee FOR GOOD. I JUST CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE.



Actually, I lie, it's that and this one:



Because I need a fucking 500 chapter crossover fic like I need a fucking hole in my head. And no, I don't know what animated awfulness it is crossing Torchwood over with, nor do I wish to. In fact, if you even dare attempt to tell me I will shun you forever.

All names have been removed to protect the delicate sensibilities of the artistes involved.



THE PURPLE MAKES ME ANGRY. Come back, black, I miss you!!

Yeah, yeah, I know, this is the sort of thing I should post on the anonmeme, because that's where you're supposed to bitch about people and their godawful fic because then you can pretend you're not you, and are therefore nicer than you actually are. Or something. Hey, whatever. Sue me.

Comments

[forgiveninasong.livejournal.com]

Oh god, that last one. Kills me EVERY TIME I see it. It really is about 80 chapters or something. 80 CHAPTERS OF SHITE.

D:

[noneinnyet.livejournal.com]

I had actually never seen that first one before so thanks for that. That second one makes me grind my teeth every time I see it. I really wish people would stop making bad banners for their epic-length fics. I'd be more likely to give the fic a chance in the first place and if I decided I didn't like it then it would no longer be screaming its existence in my face.

Also, I don't care if you bring back the black, I only hope that you keep some version of Ianto with a gigantic gun.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Ianto's in it, so I can't tell them to stop post them. Sorry :/

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

The horror... the horror....

Who's the crazy-eye bitch in the first thing? She is SO not Who material.

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

And one of them is using white text for her header - impossible to read against my gray background. (You probably didn't even realize it was there.)

*snip* *snip*

ETA: I'd love to know your thoughts on this: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/a162535/ten-torchwood-teasers.html (Spoilers for COE - one of them has the potential for hilarity. :P )

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

When anime crossovers with real, are the real characters cartoons or the cartoon characters real?

[meleth.livejournal.com]

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

is that the girl from the 'transformers' movie?

[rallyemadartep.livejournal.com]

i took one look at the that first one and ran straight back out of the fandom.

i really don't like banners, it just detracts from the story for me.....although it does help me stay away from the numerous mpregs floating round.

[little-iago.livejournal.com]

The cartoon in question comes from an anime/manga called Fake. No really, that's the title. It's a story of two detectives fighting crime in New York city and a love story of the "I'm-a-man's-man-but-I-love-your-cock" ilk popular throughout the genre. And it makes the fangirls wet their panties.

Oh, and the one to the right of Jack is Japanese...it should be obvious by his golden hair... 0_o

In other words, it's bad slash fic with a price tag on the cover.

[kelspots.livejournal.com]

The best part about this post: right underneath it in my flist was a post with that second banner!

Also, I almost scrolled right past *your* post without another glance, because that's what I do to those authors' posts.