BRING ON THE WANK

[tencrush]

Wow, what a busy busy day at my eljay it's been. I'm in a right bitchy mood today, so may I just say that if you feel the need to bitch about me, don't do it your flocked journal, that's just silly, do it HERE! I want to share in the hate.

Some bitchworthy opinions I have:
1) I think John Barrowman is obnoxious. I don't hate the guy, I don't really actually have an opinion on him one way or the other, but if I had to veer in a certain direction, obnoxious would be that direction.
2) Gareth David-Lloyd, in season two of Torchwood, was a chubster. Chinless, beergutty tubbyboy. He's looking better now and even in season two of Torchwood I'd have fucked him silly, but yeah, he was a fatty.
3) Freema's a shit actress. I got defriended over that one. Any other takers?

GO ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

This post was brought to you by my fucked up hormones and my SCREAMING CHILDREN.

Comments

[dvanulya.livejournal.com]

Ah, wtf, wank wank wank.

I'm completely obsessed with the Barrowman. How dare you say mean things about him? He is perfect! Okay, so he's way over the top sometimes. I've been embarrassed for him (how empathetic am I?) a couple of times. The dropping of the trousers? Not so cool. Unless I'm around. Then, by all mean, let him drop trou. Ahem. His husband needs to tell him to chill the fuck out.

Yeah, GDL was puffy. He's not any more, and he's looking rather hot. But like someone I can't be bothered to quote said already, I worry about the boy. He drinks too much, he smokes too much, he's crude, etc.... Despite it all, I agree with your "fuck(ed) him silly" remark. Despite my OMG-I-could-ALMOST-be-his-mother age. Anyway, he needs an older woman to keep him in line, imnsho.

Freema... Yeah, pretty girl. Does she act?

[tencrush]

he needs an older woman to keep him in line

This I can agree with. And if were into RPF, which, as I keep reiterating, I am not, I would like, as I have mentioned before, that older woman to be Felicity Kendall. With a whip.

[dvanulya.livejournal.com]

Oh baby...

Er, RPF squicks me. But damn, now I've got images.

Oh, and bwaha!youricon

[tencrush]

Yah, me too, can't stand RPF, I think it's intrusive and gross, but I'll make an exception for that one.

In fact, maybe, as opposed to RPF, I'll just start on an actual Real Life project in which I attempt to get Gareth and Felicity to do the nasty in various hilarious ways, much like in one of those romantic comedies with Tom Hanks in. If I were one of their agents I'd be scheduling chance meetings and bumpings-into-one-another all over the shop. It would only be a matter of time before sex inevitably happened. Nobody can resist the sexual charms of Felicity Kendall.