tencrush: (french steve)
Things I have learned from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Illustrated version.

Lesson One: STEVE ROGERS HAS SEXUAL TENSION AND/OR CHEMISTRY WITH THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AND/OR OBJECTS:

Sexytaims with Steve Rogers )

So, yes, there's that. And now:

Lesson Two: STEVE ROGERS HAS NO SEXUAL TENSION AND/OR CHEMISTRY WITH:

1)Sharon.

His future canon girlfriend/wife.

Sharon

Yeah, I don't get it either.

Actually, I kind of do get it, van Camp just has no presence to begin with, is one of the few people in the universe who has no chemistry with Chris Evans, and only has one facial expression which is this one that I like to call "inexplicably smug"

Please, please, don't make this A Thing in Cap 3. It's not going to work out. I'M BEGGING YOU, NO.

tencrush: (rory distracting)
Yeah, so Captain America: The Winter Soldier happened and I won't spoil it for anyone but it is ALL KINDS OF AWESOME.

I can reveal about two things without spoiling the plot, and they are the following:

Steve seems to spend an inordinate amount of time in this elevator:

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I'm not complaining about that, because he has a special elevator face that's sort of adorkable.

He also spends an inordinate amount of the film in chinos:

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Which, I can't really complain about either. For reasons.

In summary, then:

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GO SEE IT. Then we'll talk.

Stop

Feb. 10th, 2014 01:54 pm
tencrush: (rory distracting)
I have to stop reading Texts from the Avengers. And, no, I still hate Tumblr, it's too random.

Coulson/Romanoff/Vagina

Fucking hell, I could be here for DAYS.

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