Why a whelk...

Have wanked on about Torchsong enough now, but shall leave this quote here for posterity:

"They had better fucking guard my oil painting of John with thier lives... I sent it to get signed by John...or I will sue their asses off. (actually I am thinking I'll ask for it back, I dont trust them at all)" - euphrosyne2u

For some reason, the above makes me laugh OUT LOUD every time I read it. Come on, it's fucking funny.