Why a whelk...

But this is fucking excellent.



And for those of you more into lolcats, please feel free to make yourself one of these.

MAKE YOUR OWN CEILING CAT

I know I am.

Oh, do, do listen to Down the Line.

"I didn't do any sport at school, I had bad asthma."
"Oh, there's a shock."

"All the people in Lord of the Rings, they're all gay."
"Only Frodo."

"I was here mainly to talk about string theory."
"Yes, but no one really understands what that is, but we all can talk about whether Doctor Who's gone gay or not."

I should listen to Radio Four more often.