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Enough already, I'll meme that meme that's doing the rounds...

ASK ME ANYTHING NONFANNISH. And I'll strive to answer truthfully. Unless I don't want to. In which case I won't. ANYTHING AT ALL.

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tencrush

Nah, I'm in a mood today. I'd probably answer anything pretty much truthfully right now and not give a shit. And offer up completely random nuggets such as the fact that I'm typing this one-handed as we speak due to the fact that I have a child latched to my tit.

Oh, and also, I am hugely computer savvy but wouldn't know how to do that screening thing if you paid me. Well, no, that's not true, if you paid me I'd go and find out for ya, I'm the go-to gal in that respect.

Top or bottom, then?

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off_coloratura

To continue the metaphor, the basement idea appeals in theory, but in practice I'll only go a few steps below street level. I like it there just fine.

I do much the same one-handed typing thing, only with a cat, and not nursing, obviously, but being held in the same way. The little goofballs.

I believe the screening thing is a drop-down menu option (comment screening: all) at the bottom of the post page. For future reference. And you don't even have to pay me.

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tencrush

Well, I'll remember that in future. Though obviously that's far less fun.

I've put her away now in her Davros contraption. She's so cute I want to eat her fayce. People say she looks exactly like me and I worry that my desire to eat her fayce is some sort of weird narcissistic thing.

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off_coloratura

I thought fayce-eating was just a natural mommy reaction, or indeed the reaction of any ordinary person confronted with unbelievable cuteness.

Davros contraption?

From:

tencrush

Oh, you know, one of those walker things that you hang their butts in and then they jiggle around on six wheels shouting at you and running over the cats' tails.

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off_coloratura

Oh yes. I thought because babies got sleepy after they ate, that it was some sort of weird bed-type device.

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tencrush

She's NEVER sleepy. I haven't slept for more than 3 hours at a stretch for six months now. Which is probably why I'm going slightly loopy at the moment.