Gah, fandom!!

[tencrush]

Enough already, I'll meme that meme that's doing the rounds...

ASK ME ANYTHING NONFANNISH. And I'll strive to answer truthfully. Unless I don't want to. In which case I won't. ANYTHING AT ALL.

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[xwingace]

Did those books I sent you ever arrive?

XWA

[tencrush]

Dear Lord, did I not mail you?
*HIDES IN A CORNER IN SHAME*
Yes, they did. I haven't paid you either, then, have I?
*FIXXES THINGS IMMEDIATELY*
You'll have to excuse my brain, it seems coherent sometimes, but it is, in fact, a complete and utter mess. I just choose to avoid the internets and all communication in those periods when it is, rather than bother people about it. Your book thing happened during a period when I had an irrational fear of email and got the shakes whenever I had to log into my gmail account. All will be sorted. Apologies.

[xwingace]

It's okay, I was just worried they might have gotten lost in the mail or something.

Check how much you need to pay, too. Something went slightly awry and I sent you a mail about that. But I never got a reply, so...

But, far more importantly, how were they? Enjoyed reading them? Didn't get around to most yet? Not what you expected?

XWA

[tencrush]

I haven't got around to reading any of them yet, though two are in my bedside pile. Completely happy with them, yes, though funnily the Python one is the one that made me contact you in the first place. Weirdness.

[off_coloratura]

Anything, really? >:)

[tencrush]

I did say I might not answer. :P

[off_coloratura]

So you did.

*thinks*

[tencrush]

*fears*

[off_coloratura]

See, now I've made a big deal out of it and drawn attention and undue importance to what was just meant as an idly curious and deliberately vague question.

Oh well, here goes.

Top or bottom?

[tencrush]

Haha.

Ummm... ideally I'd say I'd hire a contractor to dig me a basement so as to lower myself as far down to the bottom as one could possibly find themselves, but in practice I'll take whatever the hell I can get.

Hey, that wasn't so hard.

*debates deleting entire thread on TMI grounds*

[off_coloratura]

I must say I'm impressed.

You did ask for it. Sometimes with these memes comments are screened so only the questioner sees their question and the response.

You can ask me something if it'll make you feel better about it.

[tencrush]

Nah, I'm in a mood today. I'd probably answer anything pretty much truthfully right now and not give a shit. And offer up completely random nuggets such as the fact that I'm typing this one-handed as we speak due to the fact that I have a child latched to my tit.

Oh, and also, I am hugely computer savvy but wouldn't know how to do that screening thing if you paid me. Well, no, that's not true, if you paid me I'd go and find out for ya, I'm the go-to gal in that respect.

Top or bottom, then?

[off_coloratura]

To continue the metaphor, the basement idea appeals in theory, but in practice I'll only go a few steps below street level. I like it there just fine.

I do much the same one-handed typing thing, only with a cat, and not nursing, obviously, but being held in the same way. The little goofballs.

I believe the screening thing is a drop-down menu option (comment screening: all) at the bottom of the post page. For future reference. And you don't even have to pay me.

[tencrush]

Well, I'll remember that in future. Though obviously that's far less fun.

I've put her away now in her Davros contraption. She's so cute I want to eat her fayce. People say she looks exactly like me and I worry that my desire to eat her fayce is some sort of weird narcissistic thing.

[off_coloratura]

I thought fayce-eating was just a natural mommy reaction, or indeed the reaction of any ordinary person confronted with unbelievable cuteness.

Davros contraption?

[tencrush]

Oh, you know, one of those walker things that you hang their butts in and then they jiggle around on six wheels shouting at you and running over the cats' tails.

[off_coloratura]

Oh yes. I thought because babies got sleepy after they ate, that it was some sort of weird bed-type device.

[tencrush]

She's NEVER sleepy. I haven't slept for more than 3 hours at a stretch for six months now. Which is probably why I'm going slightly loopy at the moment.

[off_coloratura]

SIX MONTHS?! Good lord, woman. Give the kid some drugs and get a decent night's sleep!

[kurthummel.livejournal.com]

I've got one now that we're friends - what's your name? I'm Anna. I like proper introductions.

[tencrush]

Femke. Hi.

[kurthummel.livejournal.com]

Who you a DW fan before a TW fan? Kind of a ridiculous question but I came into it a bit, um, breached, and I'm finally finishing up DW.

[tencrush]

Yes. Not really old skool, though I did watch bits as a kid, mostly McCoy and Davison, I think. Got into it again through the other half who was insanely excited about S1, me not so much, though I did end up massively enjoying it, but really got into it when Tennant took over. Strangely now, if pressed, I'd probably say that the Eccleston season is my favourite.

[kurthummel.livejournal.com]

I got into it because my friend got me into Barrowman, and I heard there was boysnogging on the show and all, so watching it was the next inevitable step. From there, DW just kinda took over. So like I said, breached, aha. I think Tennant is probably my favorite over the two, however, season one was so good. Not that season two wasn't either, but it brought us the return of the Daleks, Captain Jack, a glimpse into the future... I thought it was absolutely perfect. As was Eccleston, but he probably didn't like the role as much.