WOT? NO HOUSE??? Ok, then...Torchwood predictions.

[tencrush]

Grr. No more daytime House on Five, that totally sucks, doods.
So...

I made two predictions regarding Season 3 of WHO. What were they?

1. Ten's mouth will be vastly underused throughout the season.
ACCURACY CHECK: YAH!! Correct. I'm so with it, it's scary.

2. The series 3 promotional trailer will be SHIT.
ACCURACY CHECK: Well, as I can recite the series 2 trailer word for word, and yet don't remember a damn thing about the series 3 one, I'm going to go for: CORRECT. Also, because by "SHIT" I most likely meant: Not pornographic enough. So there. I'm so right it's wrong.

Has the time come for my Torchwood season 2 predictions? No? Tough. Here they are.

PREDICTION NUMBER ONE:

Season Two will be soooo heterosexual it will scare the pants off you. Which is good, because there will be nothing else going on in said pants, so don't worry. ALSO: JACKANTO? That was a figment of your crazed fangirl imagination and will NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN.

PREDICTION NUMBER TWO:

Owen the rapist will indeed be eaten by bears, hence the need for Martha's l33t skillz.

PREDICTION NUMBER THREE:

MARTHANTO.

You know it makes sense. I'm just saying.


THATISALL. For now.

Comments

[teh-nos.livejournal.com]

And she wouldn't even have to change her name or land the kids with a hyphenated name!

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

"The Jones-Jones? How stupid would that sound?"

"Better than bloody well Lisa-Jack."

[teh-nos.livejournal.com]

Lisa-Jack The Jones²

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

"But they called us both Square at school anyway. Do you want this child to be brutally killed?"

"Yeah, because any six-year-old is going to read as far as the surname before beating the shit out of it."

"Shut up and ignore me again."