WOT? NO HOUSE??? Ok, then...Torchwood predictions.

[tencrush]

Grr. No more daytime House on Five, that totally sucks, doods.
So...

I made two predictions regarding Season 3 of WHO. What were they?

1. Ten's mouth will be vastly underused throughout the season.
ACCURACY CHECK: YAH!! Correct. I'm so with it, it's scary.

2. The series 3 promotional trailer will be SHIT.
ACCURACY CHECK: Well, as I can recite the series 2 trailer word for word, and yet don't remember a damn thing about the series 3 one, I'm going to go for: CORRECT. Also, because by "SHIT" I most likely meant: Not pornographic enough. So there. I'm so right it's wrong.

Has the time come for my Torchwood season 2 predictions? No? Tough. Here they are.

PREDICTION NUMBER ONE:

Season Two will be soooo heterosexual it will scare the pants off you. Which is good, because there will be nothing else going on in said pants, so don't worry. ALSO: JACKANTO? That was a figment of your crazed fangirl imagination and will NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN.

PREDICTION NUMBER TWO:

Owen the rapist will indeed be eaten by bears, hence the need for Martha's l33t skillz.

PREDICTION NUMBER THREE:

MARTHANTO.

You know it makes sense. I'm just saying.


THATISALL. For now.

Comments

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

I am completely with Marthanto. Rejected by annoying broody lead character? Why not become a SHIP OF WONDER with a much, much better person in similar situation and look beautiful together? It's the sensible choice! It's the aesthetically pleasing choice! It's the choice that won't get your head fucked with! Unless Ianto really is evil and/or makes you dress up in bits of metal/an army uniform/both!

[tencrush]

I agree. Though I bet he makes her do all those things, yo. I hope so anyways.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

"But it's not even properly a Cyberman costume! It's like some sort of cheap titillating version of one!"

"Um..."

"Fair enough then. If you wear the glasses."

[tencrush]

"But my eyesight's fine, darling..."

"Shut up. Put them on and ignore me already"

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

"Ignore you like I don't fancy you or ignore you like you're actually the cast member I've been shagging throughout?"

[tencrush]

"Too much with the talking to me like I'm here, you've spoiled it now."

"Sorry. Oi, don't hit me. Bitch."

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, still a response of any sort. Lose."

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

I do slightly worry that just because they are both invisible doesn't necessarily mean they can see each other. On t'other hand, Ianto/Martha/Toshiko could happen in the middle of Jack's desk and he wouldn't notice, so I suspect the porntential would override any lingering invisibleness.

[teh-nos.livejournal.com]

And she wouldn't even have to change her name or land the kids with a hyphenated name!

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

"The Jones-Jones? How stupid would that sound?"

"Better than bloody well Lisa-Jack."

[teh-nos.livejournal.com]

Lisa-Jack The Jones²

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

"But they called us both Square at school anyway. Do you want this child to be brutally killed?"

"Yeah, because any six-year-old is going to read as far as the surname before beating the shit out of it."

"Shut up and ignore me again."

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF MARTHA ENDS UP BEING SOMEHOW RELATED TO IANTO THOUGH?

[tencrush]

Eww. Don't be gross, bitch.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

Martha/Tosh 4eva ;__;

[off_coloratura]

JONES/JONES HOORAY

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

DO NOT DENY THE COMING OF JARTHA!

[tencrush]

Eww, Marthack? No wai.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

I predict a lot of fic at least. They're both pining for the Doctor, it makes Torchwood!Sense to shag each other because of that!

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

If I was judging ships based on smushed names alone I'd really prefer Jartha to Marthanto.

[tencrush]

Iantha?