STOP THIS MADNESS

[tencrush]

Okay, look, this hipster hobo thing doesn't work on me, alright?



BUT, I will say the following about Sebastian Stan, who would appear to have taken over Loki's crown as Tumblr's crazed and somewhat inexplicable fangirl obsession, he looks like he would be:

A) A hilarious drunk.



B) A guaranteed great night out, probably ending in arrest.



C) Really dirty in bed.



And his utter ubiquitousness in fannish circles at the moment has made me grown accustomed to his face and now, maybe 5% of the time and only from certain angles, I can get with people finding him hot. And maybe agree. But only when I'm hormonally challenged and having one of those days where I'm in the mood for something really, really sleazy.

ETA: I am watching Not Another Teen Movie, because it is on telly. I did not actively seek out Not Another Teen Movie, nor do I have the strength to resist Not Another Teen Movie if it is thrust upon me. So here, I am, finally succumbing to Not Another Teen Movie. I need help.

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[off_coloratura]

AND ALSO I SAY TO YOU


GUH.
*mic drop*

[tencrush]

Guh. Bucky. Argh. I should not find this man hot, he is ridic. But it's a dirty bad wrong sleazy kind of hot, like a hot boy in a mediocre rock band who does you in a toilet. Not that I have ever known anyone like that. Probably.

[off_coloratura]

He cleans up nice though, eh? Esp in a period uniform. I have seldom seen hotter in 1940s uniform. And he rocks a hat.

[tencrush]

He does rock a hat, not a lot of people rock a hat, especially not an oversized 1940's or mad hatter hat. That's probably the basis of his casting in OUAT.

[off_coloratura]

Well, that, and he can do Menacing Ambiguously Gay.

[tencrush]

That's a useful skill.