Solid dick.

[tencrush]

No reason.

Comments

[off_coloratura]

The last one is photoshopped, alas.

[tencrush]

DAMMIT. As if Steve/Tony needed photoshopping.

[off_coloratura]

WHAT is that one on the bottom?

[tencrush]

That's Tony giving Steve assmouth-to-mouth in Avengers Red Zone. The romantic sunset is an interesting choice of background. It's supposed to be poison gas or something. Right.

[off_coloratura]

Suuuure.

I can't get over how they're holding each other in the first one.

[tencrush]

I love it when they fly together.

[off_coloratura]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I remember that from Copperbadge's post. DAYUM. There's just no way for that to look graceful, is there?

[tencrush]

I love that horsey riding one because it intrigues me as to how they get to that position. Does Steve mount Tony before Tony takes off? Does Tony hover and then Steve gets his leg over? I need details on how they take off and land in this scenario. For science.

[off_coloratura]

I think he goes piggyback until Tony gets horizontal.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[tencrush]

Sounds plausible.

[off_coloratura]

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE

[tencrush]

Following random google trails is my forte.

[off_coloratura]

OMG.

[tencrush]

Yeah. He's totally not thinking of Tony at all.

I don't even ship it, but man, I can see why people do.

[off_coloratura]

The movies are my own personal canon, because the comics keep starting over and are massively inconsistent, and I really can't see RDJ and Chris in that way.

[tencrush]

RDJ's Tony does have that thing going where he pokes the big guys to see if they'll react and that amuses me because I can't work out if it's scientific or sexual curiosity on his part. Chris' Steve really doesn't seem to even have a penis. Where his penis should be there's just liberty and justice for all.

[off_coloratura]

He seems like he has a penis, so far he just seems too terrified to use it.

I can see RDJ's Tony playing with the idea but not actually following through.

[tencrush]

Tony's a wuss, but not as big a wuss as Cap.

I feel really sorry for movie Cap, he's had a fucking awful time so far. I watched that new cam version of TWS with the kids, and Jesus Christ, that thing with Sam where he says he doesn't know what makes him happy and he's fucking smiling like some brave, kicked puppy, gah. And then when he sees Bucky and Strike take him in and he doesn't even put up a semblance of a fight and looking like he's wishing they would just fucking kill him already. MAKE HIM HAPPY, Whedon. Give the guy something before you bump him off, look at him, he's making me cry.

[off_coloratura]

If the rumors are right we will be crying on his behalf again. You know Whedon, he loves suffering.

[tencrush]

Make someone else suffer for a change, then. I can't with this, it's making me emotionally unstable.

[off_coloratura]

There, there. He will find Bucky and rehabilitate him and fuck him and then everything will be happy.

[tencrush]

I'm so desperate by now that I am no longer 100% convinced that this won't happen. Only, like, 80% convinced.

[off_coloratura]

We'll always have fanfic.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Glorious. Most of the time the comic versions of them don't even seem to notice how gay their relationship is.

[tencrush]

Except when they do, and hug out their differences.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

They definetly need to hug it out more often, it beats them breaking up and breaking my heart

[tencrush]

Tony's face there, you can see he's about to slide his hand down to cup Steve's ass.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

My biggest question is where his other hand is if he's smiling like that....