WAIT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

[tencrush]

Here's a thing that's been brought to my attention:



Why does Chris Evans do a two-fingered Disney point?


Like, always...










Admittedly, I've always been too distracted by his arms to notice this until off_coloratura pointed it out to me, but now I can't see past it. Did you work at Disneyland, Chris? Explain this fuckery to me.

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[tencrush]

Mmm... crotch. Waist... shoulder, shoulder... waist. Excuse me a moment. *flails*

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

I came for the crotch, but stayed for ogling everything else

[tencrush]

I've recently become obsessed with his arms. Soon, there will not be a single part of his anatomy that doesn't endlessly fascinate me.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of in love with his chest hair, too... nom

[tencrush]

All of those things are good. As are his thighs. And those two moles on his neck. The hair on his forearms. And his beard. Oh, and his bottom lip. And big hands. And his abs. And inguinal crease. Especially his inguinal crease.

And dat ass.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR ASS. And that crease that makes me a little incoherent. Yes.

[tencrush]

Oops, there it is...

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

GUH, YOU NEVAR DISAPPOINT

[tencrush]

I AIM TO PLEASE.

Here (Don't stare at his crotch, I dare you.):