STOP THE PRESSES

[tencrush]

BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE MATTERS ANYMORE.

DUDES, HE HAS A BUTTONY NOSE.



HE HAS A FREAKING BUTTONY NOSE.

THATISALL.

Comments

[margotleadbett.livejournal.com]

Ok, I have a few questions. Just in the spirit of research, you know.
Do his clothes come off? (What?)
And if so does he have spare outfits? (has he got undies? Anything under the undies?)
Have you been talking to him?
Have you been kissing him?
Have you given him a little cup of coffee yet? (I would recommend a lego cup)
Have you been hunting round the house for appropriate accessories for him? (e.g. big guns, hard hats)
Gosh, I really am very curious. Maybe I should get my own little Ianto.

[tencrush]

His clothes do not come off, and I think if they did, I'd be disappointed with the cock, as his groin area seems slightly underrepresented. I haven`t done anything with him but make him sit in the bookcase on top of The Hite Report On Male Sexuality. He seems content with that.

[margotleadbett.livejournal.com]

You have behaved very properly. I would have let silliness get the better of me. Maybe that's a good reason for me not have a little Ianto.

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

I used to pose my little Spike and Buffy in ways design to torment my little Angel. Obviously I lack your maturity. :-)

[tencrush]

My son has a bunch of Doctors, maybe I can make him be intimit with one of them? I don't have a Jack.

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

We can just pretend that Jack's watching. Or that we've blinded Jack so he can't watch. Whatever you think will hurt Jack more.

[(Anonymous)]

Because I'm not fully awake, I just read your post as the caption to your icon and had massive crossover lols.