tencrush | Tiny random picspam with no real point...

OKAY... Before I go on picspamming Days One to Three, here's another collection of randomness, entitled I was searching my hard drive and all I found were these lousy pictures of Ianto Jones. Funny thing about this random collection of pics is that I was indeed searching my hard drive, for a picture. Of Ianto Jones. Which I didn't actually manage to find. I did find this shizzle (they're small and friendly, I made them that way):

Why did I never write INCREDIBLY LONG NINJA-RELATED META about this scene? I don't know. Perhaps I should have done. OH WELL HE'S DEAD NOW SO I MAY AS WELL SHUT UP, EH?

I have no words for this one at all. My knickers do, but I can't repeat those here.

Sometimes Ianto does this face that looks like he's smelling a fart. This is one of those times.

Grrr...
Ianto angry.

Hmmm...
Ianto contemplating orgy.

Boo...
Ianto not happy about biscuits.

AGAIN, why did I not write tediously long analysis of both the literal and figurative meanings of the hockey stick in terms of Jack, Ianto, their relationship and indeed their penii? I DON'T KNOW, I NEVER GOT ROUND TO IT AND NOW HE'S DEAD, GODDAMMIT.

I just like this one. It's one of those GQ MOFO shots. Tasty.

O HAI!!

I WILL NOW SHOOT YOU IN THE NUTS.

NOMNOMNOMNOM

I had this picture on my hard drive because I once proved unequivocally that this is Jack's office by comparing and contrasting various bits of furniture and lighting. I actually like this picture because this scene was my own personal first inkling that there was shit going on with Ianto that would soon prove to be interesting. (It's a cheap shot, of course, there's a lot of cheap and nasty writing in Torchwood, and given what we knew at the time, Tosh should have been the one hacking into Gwen's computer, and it was obviously Ianto in this scene solely to set up the idea that Ianto did shit after hours in the Hub, directly foreshadowing Cyberwoman, but also at the same time kind of making Tosh look redundant. Tosh got a bad deal as a character for beginning to end, she really did. Bah.)

Is that a big fuck off gun in your pocket or...?

While I'm on the subject of things I found on my hard drive, can anyone tell me who made this macro?

It still makes me laugh every time I see it.
(Actually, the more I look at it, the more I think I might have made it MYSELF. Which makes the thing about it still making me laugh kind of pathetic and sad. But I KNOW I didn't have the picture, because it's from the S1 dvd, and I'm pretty sure the wording isn't mine either, though the actual putting-the-wording-on-the-pic might be because I had this on my desktop for a while. Somebody tell me, please.)