*reads preliminary reports from the Rift*

[tencrush]

Ah-ha! Gareth says Jack and Ianto have probably been fucking all along.
*points told-you-so-finger at the world and his wife*
I KNEW IT! Don't even TRY and contradict me on that one anymore, srsly.




Also: New infos re. cock, Marsters compares GDLcock favourably to his own. Cock estimation amended by one half inch until further info on the Marsterscock is obtained.

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[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

She died last week. :(

Oh no! :-( Poor Gareth. I'm sorry I was flippant-- I didn't know. (How did you know?)

I remember coming across his agent's site a while back and being taken aback by the WTFery. Suffocating Beeb contract or no, that's no way to advertise your wares.

Oh, no tan please! His skin is perrrrrrfect. <3 Less beer for sure, for more reasons than one. I realize that "drunkard" is #2 on his list, but it'll catch up with him. Though at his age I was a pretty dedicated drunkard myself, and having myself a time.

I believe the non-pudge reports. His suits are not cut for pudge. They're pretty unforgiving.

Is it wrong that I want to see him on House just to see him in lab whites? You know, I wanted to love that show, but somehow I just can't.

Never heard of Burn Notice...

[tencrush]

He mentioned it at the Rift.

I once made a mean joke about his gf in Day One, and said there wasn't a filter in the world that could disguise the pale Welshness of her thighs. I don't really mean a tan, it's just that the British complexion can be pretty camera unfriendly, and quickly makes a person look ill or puffy, a slight glow usually works wonders.

(I'd love to see him on House, too, I don't know why, the idea really appeals. Burn Notice is a comedy drama thing with Bruce Campell, I think it's on USA.)

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Ah, I understand. I have a freckles-on-fishbelly Scottish complexion, and a day in the sun does wonders. I thought you meant a full-on tan, which God forbid.

Bruce Campbell! :-D I'd be lyin' if I said the thought of Gareth and Bruce in the same show didn't amuse the heck outta me.