Why a whelk...

For some reason a part of me thought the BBC might sabotage the charts or at least find some excuse to not have to play Rage Against The Machine as Christmas Number One on TOTP. Especially what with TOTP playing the number one just before The Queen being on. All in all, that was kind of surreal, guys.

AWESOME, though. FUCKING AWESOME.

• th_esaurus has made me choose a favourite Jonas Brother and it is Kevin. I never wanted to reach a point in my life where I had a favourite Jonas Brother, but she has made it so. Bitch. I have, as of yet, never heard even a single note of their musical output, nor do I plan to. I'm sure I can manage that somehow.


• Beckett seems to think Lily Allen is his pretend TV girlfriend.


• Millie and I both quite love the new Take That single.


• Beckett used to sing I Don't Love You very loudly in the back of the car when he was three. He knew all the words, though he was convinced that My Chemical Romance were called "Emo". Possibly he just thought Gerard Way was called "Emo", rather like Emo Philips.


• Speaking of which, is the new MCR video a hommage to Meatloaf in The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Or is Gerard just starting to resemble Meatloaf (no, it's not a pie joke, just an observation)? Or are MCR just starting to sound like Meatloaf? Or both? I can't decide.


• You know like a year ago or something, when I posted about N-Dubz being a FANTASTIC thing on my telly and everyone ignored me? Well, you'll be laughing on the other side of your face pretty soon, let me tell you.


• The new Saturdays Comic Relief video has turned me lesbian. Seriously. Also, the fact that it's in no way comical and just features them in retro fifties outfits with stockings and suspenders and their pants showing makes me laugh, so in a roundabout way it DOES end up being funny simply because it's so blatantly about the Saturdays in their pants and nothing to do with comedy.

Honestly, my musical tastes are eclectic and do not just consist of poptastic things; I still love my Super Furry Animals and when choosing a video channel, I'll probably go for NME tv, but pop just makes me do a wee dance of joy sometimes so don't judge me goddamit.

Anyway, my next post shall contain a Lesbian Pulp Novel of Great Mystery. So hang on for that, it might be good.