Torchwood - Exit Wounds Insta-Reaction

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Can't quite work out if that was rly shit or quite good.

Quick points:

• Grey's years of torture apparently involved being upholstered until he resembled a sleeping bag, yes? I totally see the family resemblance in the NONSHINY ACTING, though.


• SPACEPIG. And the Hoix. Red bucket, blue bucket hoix, lol.


• Umm... there were explosions? Rhys and Andy were kind of cool?


• Jack doesn't ever change, really, even after 2000 years. Are he and Ianto still an item now, or has he spent too much time underground? I love it when this show gives me NO CLUE.


• I maybe cried a bit? But I knew what was going to happen, so. Gah. maybe next time I'll stay unspoiled, maybe that would be better.


• AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM DRUNK. I NEED ALCOHOL TO WATCH THIS BIG GAY SHOW. SUE ME.


• Oh, and 2000 years underground? What's that coat made of, asbestos?

I'll try and make more sense tomorrow or something.

SPACEPIG!!!