Torchwood - A Day in the Death

[tencrush]

Right. I don't even think I am going to bother this week, just some minor points:

• I swear, if they EVER put THIS MUCH OWEN into an episode again, I am going to kill myself. AAARGHGHGHGH!!!! I don't care about his anguish.


• What was the point in having Martha in these last two episodes? Srsly?


• Ianto does canon things with coffee, which was good, we like to see our fanon backed up with FACT. BUT he was wearing a disturbingly FAT tie.


• And... speaking of fat, I think I mentioned the words "Gareth" and "pies" together in a sentence once already, so I won't even bother mentioning it again, he looks alright again now, but somewhere along the line there was a serious binge going on, boy. Stop.

THAT IS ALL. Less Owen! KTHNXBYE.

Comments

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

He must be eating better now he's forgotten Lisa existed. I mean since he got happier. Because of Jack. If you don't like fatter Ianto then you have to blame Jack. Jack and Jack's cock.

[tencrush]

I choose to believe his relationship with Jack is actually unhealthy to such an extreme, due to Jack's Issues, that he goes home at night, lonely, and watches het porn, eating ice-cream. It's all very well shipping them, but look what it's doing to the poor boy.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you are fattist against ianto.

[tencrush]

I think you'll find he's fattest.
Ba dum tish.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I'll stop. And post a public apology.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

You'll make him anorexic!