Torchwood for kiddies

[tencrush]

I realised yesterday that Darryn watches Primeval for precisely the same reasons as I watch Torchwood, being that it has cracktastic monsters, very many big coats and a piece of eye-candy in the shape of Hannah Spearit. She is very cute, I must admit. Our brains work on the same level, really.

Still excited about TW, oh yus, and I've decided to line up my ideal plotlines for this upcoming season. They are:

• Gwen's baby has THREE HEADS, and only one of them looks like Owen.


• They say we find out how Ianto ended up at TW1. These mysterious employee records of his were actually written by Harriet Jones, who recommended him because he "gives great head". His job at Canary Wharf: office rentboy.


• Aliens make Tosh and Owen DO IT. In a hugely comical twist it turns out Tosh actually has what John Lennon would refer to as "filthy Eastern ways". Owen wants MORE, but Tosh punches him, shouting "No way, monkeyboy!" She goes completely lesbian and blames Owen for this fact. People point and laugh.


• Martha sleeps with every single member of the team. For reasons known only to UNIT.


• Ianto dumps Jack in episode 7. His reasoning? "All he ever wants to do is cuddle. Weirdo."

That be it.

Comments

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

His job at Canary Wharf: office rentboy.

Do want.

[tencrush]

WANTWANTWANT

I reckon they should hire me for writings. I'd be hella good at it.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

The fact that all of these are possible is what gives me hope. :D

[tencrush]

Very true, yes. I'm kind of crossing my fingers for the last one.

[vampire-rhi.livejournal.com]

haha, I didn't read the post properly and thought that these were actual spoilers....the fact that I believed them just demonstrates how we have come to accept the CRACK of Torchwood :D

[tencrush]

Yeah. I could write a whole season's worth of episodes in my sleep.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

I am mostly planning to avoid DW this season but shall still be watching Torchwood. This post makes me realise just how good a plan this actually is.

[tencrush]

I think that's a very wise plan too. Something about that saddens me greatly.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

"Torchwood: at least you can't take it personally."

OMG the forthcoming wrongness!

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

It worries me how, in a show like TW, these are all quite plausible.

[tencrush]

Meh, it worries and excites me in about equal measures. I think that makes Torchwood the best show that's ever been made in the history of ever. Or the worst. Most likely both.

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

Definitely both.