Random nighttime thoughts

[tencrush]

Discussed this with the other half this evening, as one does:

Does anyone ever "guzzle" anything nowadays, apart from "cum"? I mean the word itself, guzzle, has it been perverted utterly and banished to the world of porn, or do people still use it? Plz be telling me.

Also, when 4 months pregnant, how is one supposed to get all this rest one is prescribed, when one either has chronic indigestion, or needs an urgent piss every ten minutes throughout the night?

Thatisall.

Comments

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

You can still guzzle beer. It's a thing.

Re: pregnancy. I recommend morphine. A drug-addicted fetus is a small price to pay. (In other words, I sympathize.) Does sleeping on an angle (lots of pillows) help with the indigestion at all?

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

I've often heard guzzling applied to someone who drinks a lot. Also, a car guzzling ridiculous amounts of petrol. I must be missing out on something, because this is the first or one of the first occasions I've ever encountered "cum-guzzling". Hmmm...

[magic-lilybean.livejournal.com]

Yes! People guzzle cum and beer. Cars guzzle gas.

On another note, do you notice how the word "guzzle" sounds weirder and weirder the more you use it out of context?

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

cum-guzzling

What a 'quaint' term.

[magic-lilybean.livejournal.com]

Also, when 4 months pregnant, how is one supposed to get all this rest one is prescribed, when one either has chronic indigestion, or needs an urgent piss every ten minutes throughout the night?

Wait till you have those symptoms, PLUS the fatigue that leads to passing out involuntarily mid-afternoon - and you also have a preschooler to take care of. Igh. (I had that last summer. Still, it wasn't as bad as my first pregnancy, when I had not just morning, but pretty much all-day sickness, into the 4th or 5th month.)

Think of it as your body's way of prepping you for the sleep deprivation to come. Helpful hint: if you take the night in shifts with the hubby, it becomes manageable.