*pimps*

[tencrush]

Even though I am probably rather late to the party, I am still going to inflict yet another fictional Ianto Jones (apart from ianto_jones, for whom my love is vast but incestuous) upon you and pimp inthesestones really quite hard. Check it out, the memoirs of Ianto Jones, inthesestones, it's sweet, funny, well written and anything else you could want from a LiveJournal project of its nature.

Pimpage over.

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[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

*enjoys a little too much*

Bloody tease.

*smiles*

[mr_ianto_jones]

No more inter-office romances for me, you know that.

*licks your neck*

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

If you don't stop now... I'll kiss you.

*resolve hanging by a thread*

[mr_ianto_jones]

Grrrr.

*winks*


*walks off*


*sexy bluetooth thing*
I love my wife. Sorry.

Phonesex?

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

*is all hot and bothered*

*responds to sexy bluetooth thing*

You keep saying that.

oh, god. YES.

[mr_ianto_jones]

That's because it's true.

Gotcha!

*laughs loudly*

Sorry. That was mean, wasn't it?

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

*eyes you*

IT WAS.

*is hurt*

[mr_ianto_jones]

I'm sorry! I can't help being this button-nosed Welsh-vowelled waistcoated boykissing sexy figure of a man. Everyone wants a piece of me!

*gets emo rats again*

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can't, HOWEVER, you can help toying with the feelings of others.

*bites lip*

[mr_ianto_jones]

*kneels*

Forgive me. Please.
*puppyfayce*

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

*considers*



*ruffles your hair*

*smiles*

All right. Just no more teasing, ok?


...

Please?

[mr_ianto_jones]

Promise. Hand on heart.

Me. On my knees. Works every time. Why is that?

[gloryliberty-tw.livejournal.com]

*would like you to take note of the different username*

Good.


So, you know... back there with Owen, he didn't hurt you too bad, did he?

*takes your hand*

*looks at it*

Not sure... girls enjoy the gesture?

[mr_ianto_jones]

Oh God, no. Besides, I can be quite the painslut when the mood takes me.

And what a gesture it is.

[gloryliberty-tw.livejournal.com]

God, he's such a bloody wanker.

Thanks for popping out of the woodwork... I'm not sure if I would have made any headway the way we were going.

It's a great gesture. Now, if only you could use it for good instead of evil.

*winks*

[mr_ianto_jones]

As soon as I get on my knees, most people find the lines between good and evil blurring quite quickly. Along with their vision.

*winks back*

[gloryliberty-tw.livejournal.com]

Very true.


*is honest*
I know I would.

[mr_ianto_jones]

I also know you would.

[gloryliberty-tw.livejournal.com]

One of the reasons I forgave you so fast.

That, and you're the only ally I have.

*smiles*