HAIL XENU!!!
Nov. 18th, 2006 09:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tencrushIt's the TOMKAT wedding today!!! YAYY!! Let's all fucking rejoice!
And the attendees for this Scientology Weirdfest?
Will Smith (sorry Nos)! Posh and Becks! Jim Carrey! I'm not exactly impressed by the guestlist so far, I must admit. Where's John Travolta? Kelly Preston? Kirstie Alley? That chick from Dharma and Greg? David Miscavige? Or is he doing the ceremony?
I fucking hate Scientologists and I sincerely hope a boiler explodes or something. Not that I wish anybody dead, but Scientologists are pushing their luck.
The reason I am posting about it is this: BROOKE SHIELDS IS THERE.
Fuck me Brooke, I have NO FUCKING WORDS. That's just low, it really is. What the fuck is she doing there? Is she just too much of an attention seeking whore to pass up the opportunity? (See, I'd like to think she was there as some sort of stealth ninja infiltrator, and she had like a big gun or something, but obviously, she doesn't. Though I wish that were true SO MUCH)
SHAME ON YOU BROOKE. That's why I am posting this, to say:
BROOKE SHIELDS: SHAME ON YOU.
And the attendees for this Scientology Weirdfest?
Will Smith (sorry Nos)! Posh and Becks! Jim Carrey! I'm not exactly impressed by the guestlist so far, I must admit. Where's John Travolta? Kelly Preston? Kirstie Alley? That chick from Dharma and Greg? David Miscavige? Or is he doing the ceremony?
I fucking hate Scientologists and I sincerely hope a boiler explodes or something. Not that I wish anybody dead, but Scientologists are pushing their luck.
The reason I am posting about it is this: BROOKE SHIELDS IS THERE.
Fuck me Brooke, I have NO FUCKING WORDS. That's just low, it really is. What the fuck is she doing there? Is she just too much of an attention seeking whore to pass up the opportunity? (See, I'd like to think she was there as some sort of stealth ninja infiltrator, and she had like a big gun or something, but obviously, she doesn't. Though I wish that were true SO MUCH)
SHAME ON YOU BROOKE. That's why I am posting this, to say:
BROOKE SHIELDS: SHAME ON YOU.
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