RIP

[tencrush]

I'D LIKE TO JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO COMMEMORATE AND HONOUR CHRIS EVANS' BEARD AND EVERYTHING IT HAS DONE FOR US BUT MOSTLY FOR ME.



I cried a little when I saw this. Okay, no I cried a lot. YOU WILL BE AVENGED, BEARD.

Comments

[off_coloratura]

Shhh. It will grow back.

[tencrush]

But it was so... lush, like, only a few days ago. And now it's gone. I hope he auctioned it off for charity, I'm not the only one that pervs on the beard, I've discovered. Bless the internet for always making me feel less weird that I think I am.

[off_coloratura]

Well, because it's manly. It adds a little gravitas; he's a bit frat boy without it.

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[tencrush]

Mmmmmm. Manly.