The shipping news...

[tencrush]

Oh, you silly sexy Agents of SHIELD. I have decided that though I find Coulson/May quite hawt, and Coulson/Lola is obviously the biggest ship of the show, Fitz/Simmons is a total red herring and my head canon is veering towards Fitz/Skye, provided Skye becomes more interesting to me than she currently is, and Coulson/Simmons. The latter being all kinds of wrong like Artie/Claudia wrong, which is what makes it great. I couldn't care less who Ward does and I think Melinda is probably perfectly content looking after herself or joining in on the car sex every so often. Simmons frowns on the car sex, but tolerates it because, you know, it's Coulson, he's got... quirks.

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[off_coloratura]

I see that it is heading towards Fitz/Skye, but being as how I don't care about Skye at all, I cannot make myself ship it. FITZ YOU IDIOT YOU'RE A GENIUS WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE ABOUT HER?

Coulson/Simmons: YES. YES YES YES. SO WRONG IT'S VERY VERY RIGHT. I can see Simmons going along with quite a lot of things.

[tencrush]

I wish I cared about Skye in any way at all. :(

Once I'd seen Coulson/Simmons I couldn't unsee it and that's usually a sign that it's dirty and wrong and I should probably just go with it.

[off_coloratura]

Her Big Secret is not that she infiltrated SHIELD to do anything sinister, but she's trying to FIND HER PARENTS. From out of the blue, with absolutely no attempt to earn our sympathy. Plus they keep saying how awesome she is but they sure as hell don't show it.

I applaud your instincts in regard to Coulson/Simmons. The power imbalance is the wrong part, a bit Doctor/companion, but at the same time HOT.

[tencrush]

Coulson keeps saying how awesome she is and that's is making me dislike Coulson, which I would have thought was an impossibility.

Not making me dislike him enough, obviously. I mean... I still would.