It just said he was kind of a tool.

'So we're good, right?'



Coulson's blind optimism and faith in pretty much the being goodness of every person and situation makes me love him yet also lol at him in equal measure. I think the whole being-goodness of SHIELD itself will become a Thing this season, because the whole setup, the team, the bus, the absence of a fishtank, every single thing that is said and done by these dorks on a plane pretty much hinges on Coulson's absolute unshakable faith in the fact that SHIELD are the good guys. 'Sorry, ma'am, we're the good guys.' That was back in Thor, ffs, that sentence is pretty much the essence of what Coulson is. If anything, Skye's parents, What Happened In Tahiti, whatever, were to cause a chink in that blind faith the whole bus would go boom. Oh, Coulson, let me hug you better so that never has to happen.

Also


I keep thinking they're converging around an air hockey table. I bet it turns into an air hockey table at some point.

Watch the thing...

Look, can everyone just go watch the Marvel One Shot called The Consultant so I know I won't be rambling into a void when I inevitably start rambling about its deeper meanings and how they relate to Coulson's character? Before I do that, feel free to just watch A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer over and over because, well, donuts and tae-bo.

Can you tell yet? SHIELD is my new talky show.