Nov. 22nd, 2009

Recipe

Nov. 22nd, 2009 05:34 pm
tencrush: (ianto pie)
For any of you wanting to properly participate over at [livejournal.com profile] who_anon.

  • Read something on the journal of an acceptable meme target. I'm always good for a laugh, as is [livejournal.com profile] karaokegal, lately [livejournal.com profile] rivier is good too, anyone into Torchwood is always a good choice, because liking Torchwood is an inherently mockworthy thing on the meme anyway, so you're guaranteed a bunch of people jumping in and making you feel good about yourself by agreeing with you on how much of a twat said target is.
  • Fail to read the actual post, sum it up correctly, or understand what it's about and just post a link with as little explanation as possible. Maybe a "lol" or something.
  • Wait for everyone to pile in and join you in failing to read the post in question, misquoting parts of it, assigning meanings to things that aren't implied in the text and being generally amusing about how much of a twat the poster is for posting words on their personal journal.
  • Sit back, safe in the knowledge that the mocked poster will not jump in to defend themselves on the meme or elsewhere, for fear of causing an infinite loop of ever more hateful and personal wank, so you can just comment on, say, their parenting skills as much as you like, nobody really cares, do they?

    ADDITIONAL STEPS AS OF POST COE FALLOUT:
  • Wait for someone to step up and smack you down for posting the original link because surely people can post what they want in their journals and it's not particularly mockworthy and can't we all just get along?
  • Jump on that person and call them "meme nanny" or "troll" or both if the mood takes you.
  • Fight amongst yourselves, take it to the mod post and generally act like a bunch of childish cunts.
  • Be righteously indignant when anyone points out that you are, in fact, all a bunch of childish, pathetic cunts.
  • Call that person a troll.
  • Start over.


Good Lord, it must be so tedious participating over there. But if you feel the need, that's all you need to know.

You're welcome, dudes. As you were.

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