Poo.

Apparently I am the only person on the entirety of the interwebs who did not find the John Barrowman Single Ladies video in any way amusing. This probably says very little about the humorous qualities of said video, and an awful lot about me being a joyless and miserable bitch.

But really, a Single Ladies parody? I'm really happy for you, John and imma let you finish, but Joe Jonas did the best Single Ladies dance of all time. ALL TIME. (Don't YouTube that, I'm lying, it was awful, but then I quite dislike Joe Jonas, which is funny because I have nothing against Nick or Kevin, but Joe just has this thing going on that makes me suspect he was the product of an illicit affair between Mrs Jonas and an evil Greek milkman.)

I feel so alone.