I've just seen Ianto's helmet. (Wait, do Americans actually get "helmet" jokes or not? Hmmm.)

Random observation: I'm the first thing that comes up if you Google the words "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "cock". Let's keep it that way, folks. (Oh, alright, if you must know, I Googled those words SOLELY to test my theory that my LJ would be the first thing that came up. NO OTHER REASON THAN THAT, GUV. Honest.)

Speaking of which:
( IS THAT A BIG GUN??? I guess this could be spoilers, but only if you squint and you think big guns and talk of hats are spoilery things. )

Anyway, just to keep up my Google-fu, let's all take a moment to think about GDL's penis and then get on with our daily lives.

See? Don't you feel better now?


Ah. As someone just pointed out, I am also the first thing that comes up if you Google "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "pie". Sorry about that, babe. I did it out of love. "Gareth David-Lloyd" and "penis" only gets me a fourth place mention. Arse.

Jacko

I asked for, and received, Thriller for my birthday the year it came out. I believe it was my first ever long playing record. I guess I was a sort of a fan at the time, at least as much of a fan as one can be aged 8.

Well over 10 years later, I wrote a letter to Downing Street, asking that Jarvis Cocker be included somehow in the Queen's honours list for bravely wiggling his arse at the audience during Michael Jackson's frighteningly messianic Brits performance, which I think I called "obscene and disgusting" or something along those lines. I still have the response somewhere, I'll scan it some time. (Hint: they said no, that wasn't enough reason for a knighthood.)

Funny how much people can change, really.



(I also loved REO Speedwagon lots and lots.)