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Sep. 17th, 2008 10:39 pmFucking Christ, I wish I'd never had a Green Card. Now, do I need to retroactively apply for advance parole because I broke my residency requirement as a minor and therefore am a victim of extraordinary circumstances beyond my control? Am I better off actually just pretending I never HAD a Green Card in the first place and starting over? If I go to the embassy now and wave my Green Card at them, will they take those big guns of theirs and wave them in my face and make me cut it up and sign an abandonment agreement? Goddamn you Americans, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, SRSLY your country isn't worth all this freaking effort and if anything I have to sign mentions God I shall be really miffed, I'm telling you that in advance because it's always all about God and why don't you just go stick your head in a pig. What about my Social Security number? Is that even still valid if I've never filed a tax return or had a bank account? Should I throw myself upon Darryn's firm's lawyer and just beg for help instead of trying to work it all out?
The only thing that makes me happy is the knowledge that if I go to the Fitchburg DMV RIGHT NOW, show them my 10 years expired driver's licence and give them my old address, they'll just give me a new one because that's what the Fitchburg DMV do. They'll send it to my old address, but I'll get the Millers to send it on. Plus ca change at the Fitchburg DMV, dudes. And at 24 Smith Street, for that matter.
ANYWAY, having drunkenly typed all that, Sarah Palin, dudes. She calls people "guys and gals". And you want me to put the effort in and prove to you that I want to live in your country? Do me a favour. How am I supposed to keep a straight face?
The only thing that makes me happy is the knowledge that if I go to the Fitchburg DMV RIGHT NOW, show them my 10 years expired driver's licence and give them my old address, they'll just give me a new one because that's what the Fitchburg DMV do. They'll send it to my old address, but I'll get the Millers to send it on. Plus ca change at the Fitchburg DMV, dudes. And at 24 Smith Street, for that matter.
ANYWAY, having drunkenly typed all that, Sarah Palin, dudes. She calls people "guys and gals". And you want me to put the effort in and prove to you that I want to live in your country? Do me a favour. How am I supposed to keep a straight face?
