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1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them [5 - 1 with 1 being the hottest].
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
5) Tag five friends to do the same. This part's optional and I'm not doing it, but feel free...
5) SALMA HAYEK
Nope, I have no idea where she hooked me, I am too distracted by her breasts. It was probably one of those vampire things. That one where she's a stripper or something? Who knows, but the breasts, man, the breasts. For more of my fascination with ample breasts, see also Catherine Tate and Supernanny Jo Frost. But you didn't hear that from me. Keep it to yourself.
4) JIM PARSONS
Big Bang Theory, obviously. AAAGAD I LOVE HIS FAYCE. Apart from Salma Hayek's breasts, I am actually more of a face person. Bodies don't particularly interest me, just really good faces. I love this man's face, it makes me happy. Happy in my pants.
3) GARETH DAVID-LLOYD
Torchwood. Again with the face. I wish he'd lay off the pies, not because I'm adverse to his podge, but quite simply because the pies go straight to his face. And he's got a great face. I have quite a thing for the Welsh. I also find Gruff Rhys from the Super Furry Animals strangely hawt. And Steve Jones, of course. But everyone in the world fancies Steve Jones, and everyone apart from me has fucked Steve Jones, so he doesn't really count.
2) PAUL RUDD
Everything he's ever been in, apart from Knocked Up, which even his presence couldn't salvage. Yes, okay, so I find Paul Rudd strangely hot. HE MAKES ME HAPPY. Anytime I see him on screen, I smile (see also: young Chevy Chase and young-Chevy-Chase-alike Ryan Reynolds), I can't help it. He makes me smile, broadly. It's uncanny. Paul Rudd is number 2 on this list, but would be number one-and-only in a list of celebrities-I-would-choose-as-my-BFF. He just seems nice. And funny. And he makes me smile. I've mentioned that before, but it bears repeating. For me, that's hawt. Other people I find "strangely hot" in this same vein would be Will Arnett (AND HIS WIFE), and Richard Ayoade. Both of whom I totally would.
1) CHRISTINA RICCI
Everything she's ever been in. Except she's a bit skinny now and it doesn't suit her. Based on the above picture alone, she instantly became number one. LOOK. AT. IT. Jesus Motherfucking Christ on a bike. Seriously dudes, for the love of all that is holy, look at that woman. I never thought I'd put a woman at number one, being mostly sort of straight as I am am but LOOK AT THAT. My God.
My brain is all wrong.
rowanheart24 and alba171) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them [5 - 1 with 1 being the hottest].
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
5) Tag five friends to do the same. This part's optional and I'm not doing it, but feel free...
5) SALMA HAYEK
Nope, I have no idea where she hooked me, I am too distracted by her breasts. It was probably one of those vampire things. That one where she's a stripper or something? Who knows, but the breasts, man, the breasts. For more of my fascination with ample breasts, see also Catherine Tate and Supernanny Jo Frost. But you didn't hear that from me. Keep it to yourself.
4) JIM PARSONS
Big Bang Theory, obviously. AAAGAD I LOVE HIS FAYCE. Apart from Salma Hayek's breasts, I am actually more of a face person. Bodies don't particularly interest me, just really good faces. I love this man's face, it makes me happy. Happy in my pants.
3) GARETH DAVID-LLOYD
Torchwood. Again with the face. I wish he'd lay off the pies, not because I'm adverse to his podge, but quite simply because the pies go straight to his face. And he's got a great face. I have quite a thing for the Welsh. I also find Gruff Rhys from the Super Furry Animals strangely hawt. And Steve Jones, of course. But everyone in the world fancies Steve Jones, and everyone apart from me has fucked Steve Jones, so he doesn't really count.
2) PAUL RUDD
Everything he's ever been in, apart from Knocked Up, which even his presence couldn't salvage. Yes, okay, so I find Paul Rudd strangely hot. HE MAKES ME HAPPY. Anytime I see him on screen, I smile (see also: young Chevy Chase and young-Chevy-Chase-alike Ryan Reynolds), I can't help it. He makes me smile, broadly. It's uncanny. Paul Rudd is number 2 on this list, but would be number one-and-only in a list of celebrities-I-would-choose-as-my-BFF. He just seems nice. And funny. And he makes me smile. I've mentioned that before, but it bears repeating. For me, that's hawt. Other people I find "strangely hot" in this same vein would be Will Arnett (AND HIS WIFE), and Richard Ayoade. Both of whom I totally would.
1) CHRISTINA RICCI
Everything she's ever been in. Except she's a bit skinny now and it doesn't suit her. Based on the above picture alone, she instantly became number one. LOOK. AT. IT. Jesus Motherfucking Christ on a bike. Seriously dudes, for the love of all that is holy, look at that woman. I never thought I'd put a woman at number one, being mostly sort of straight as I am am but LOOK AT THAT. My God.
My brain is all wrong.
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Date: 2009-11-23 05:32 pm (UTC)yes yes *nods*
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Date: 2009-11-23 05:47 pm (UTC)Gareth (that's series 1 Gareth, see icon) would be at the top of my list. As would Gareth from Day Four of COE, strangely.
I still think David Tennant is quite cute but I'm not sure I'd go to bed with him.
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