THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEKEND BOREDOM

[tencrush]

I shall now attempt to start some wildly inaccurate and far-fetched rumours about The Hub 3 because I'm not there, and frankly, I'm appalled nobody has yet fucked anybody in or on a sink. Here goes.

GARETH DAVID-LLOYD, FORCED BY FIANCEE TO WEAR UNAPPEALING GREY-TINGED TIGHTY-WHITEYS TO CONVENTION IN EFFORT TO MAKE HIM LESS ATTRACTIVE TO FANGIRLS, FUCKS SHEEP IN SHEER DESPERATION.



Yeah, alright, I got nothing amusing. The pics are from the Casimir Effect website.

Comments

[caledonius72.livejournal.com]

1. Hopefully the pants started out grey, and aren't "chewing gum" white.

2. He looks like he's enjoying himself. And look at that thigh control...

2a. The night is young for fuckery and shenanigans.

3. Old joke - Q: Where's the best place to shag a sheep? A: On a cliff, they push back harder.

[tencrush]

The thighs are actually fascinating me just a bit too much.

[caledonius72.livejournal.com]

I know why - because there are times the "pressing matter" is pressing against 'em.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

He really does have a splendid pair of legs.

[satanassa.livejournal.com]

I dunno, some people find tighty-whities sexy. At least that's what Dan Savage says. And Gareth was wearing similar undies in Hub 1 too!

[tencrush]

Do they? *shudders*

[satanassa.livejournal.com]

Don't really know -- I'm just repeating what I saw somewhere. I prefer black undies myself!

[hanuueshe.livejournal.com]

The way I understand it, the only people looking for sink fucks are skeevey businessmen.

And GDL rode a mechanical sheep. I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE!

[tencrush]

Are they looking for sink fucks, or sink fucks with GDL? Because if it's the latter, he may well have stumbled upon a way to finance that Casimir film.

[caledonius72.livejournal.com]

GDL: Hello stranger, wanna buy me a drink?
Businessman: Err, why?
GDL: I'm thirsty, and you look like you want to come... to a party.
Businessman: No, it's all right, I've got to work tomorrow.
* * *
GDL: Hello stranger, wanna buy me a drink?
Skeevey Businessman (SB): Hubba hubba, yes indeedy. What'll a pretty fella like you have?
GDL: A pint of Brains
-----some drink is drunk-----
SB (whispering): How much for, you know, some 'sink' action?
GDL: £20K or shares in this movie I'm executive producing.
SB: Bloody Producers! Not again...

[satanassa.livejournal.com]

Great! Though they should have 'Sheepshaggers' ale (yes, it really exists -- I had it).

[satanassa.livejournal.com]

Also, if you replace SB (skeevey businessman) with JB (John Barrowman) then you have a wonderful RPS that you could post in suit_love or something!

[meleth.livejournal.com]

Is this where we make culturally insensitive statements about the Welsh?

[tencrush]

It would appear so, yes. He's certainly mastered the position like a pro.

[caledonius72.livejournal.com]

the sheep thing is also used about aberdonians, new zealanders and australians; so i think we can be culturally insensitive to lots of nationalities. ;-)

[meleth.livejournal.com]

Let us not forget the pain of the West Virginians.

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

Lol! WV makes me think of out of work coal miners, not sheep (or enthusiastic sheepherders). :-p

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

He looks really good in those photos, I clearly didn't look at the website closely enough.

The thighs, yes.

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

By the way, looking at the website, couldn't help noticing GDL's fiancee is playing one of the characters. I really hope she can actually act and it isn't one of those Judy Holliday moments.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

which characters in which thing?

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

Check the link in the OP, The Casimir Effect website, there is a gallery at the bottom of the home page with pics of the actors playing all the parts. GDL's fiancee is Gemma James. Very pretty. (Which, you know, is no surprise I guess) Anyhow I kept thinking about Judy Holliday "I can't stand it"

From the casting section of the Casimir Effect website...

[caledonius72.livejournal.com]

"Gemma James is new to acting, but is looking forward to the challenge of playing Iolanthe in Casimir Effect. She sees it as an interesting opportunity to develop her skills. She is excited about the project and trying something new and will bring a unique energy to the character."

This woman can answer the "pressing matter" question. She must be interrogated, errr, interviewed.

Re: From the casting section of the Casimir Effect website...

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

Oh no, my heart, it just sank. What are they like? Because I don't really care, but then voraciously read all the gossip and info from the conventions, I know nothing about what she does for a living, but, oh dear. I think I'll go and try to get cast. I'll tell them I'm new to acting, but because I'm trying it for the first time, well that will make it more interesting surely? Oh no, I'm not engaged to the executive producer..

God help me I feel so relieved that she is with him at this convention. (Again, illogical, I don't want to go to the things, but love to devour the reports!)

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

PS, GDL is the executive producer of the film, hence why my mind went to that.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

he needs to produce my film, b/c i don't have any money and he could probably get ppl to donate shit just to get him back on screen

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

Yes, you could even register as a charity. I hope you have written a part for him and his fiancee. Also it needs to be set in Wales, I'm sure you could put some sheep in there somewhere. And don't forget the ponies.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

...yeeeeaaaaahhhhh

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

I love that they put a smile on the sheep's face.

And it looks like GDL is shoe-less, and yet, they let him keep his belt. He could have damaged that rug he's riding...

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I love that these pics come from the Casimir Effect website. "And here is the rising star of our new venture, fucking a sheep."

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

I hope he would grab my eyeball like that too. Hubba hubba. Sweet dreams tonight.

[jo02]

Looks more like, I caught it and I'm going to eat it.
All.
By myself.
Get your own sheep.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Quoted without comment:

He only lasted 51 seconds. Let’s hope he can hold on to that sheep a bit longer next time, as that is rather a disappointing effort for a welsh boy.

[tigercheetah.livejournal.com]

Thanks for giving me a break from Sunday boredom. Now the clocks have gone back, Sunday boredom has just become an hour longer. :(

Gareth's looking well in these pics, which hopefully means he looks good for his appearance in The Bill which was still filming last week, clean shaven too.

[dr-is-in.livejournal.com]

BTW, video of the entire ride is up on my journal.

[smartypants-90.livejournal.com]

really wow, where on your journal i would love o see it :)

[lorelei-chase.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I was there and missed this. I'd buggered off upstairs to sneak down a bottle of vodka while our young Welshman was doing the same to a sheep ...

Damn my dreadful sense of timing.

However, I heard of no scandalous or titilating rumours while I was there, no sinks were defiled during the course of the weekend that I'm aware of.

Then again, I was rather drunk for a large portion of the weekend so I may have missed something ;-)