FINALLY SOMEBODY BRINGS THE LOLS BACK TO TORCHWOOD

[tencrush]

First spotted on the meme, obvs. You think I don't skim that thing for luls (few and far between though they may be lately), you'd be wrong!

My personal headline:
GARETH DAVID-LLOYD HOSTS PARTY, FUCKS ATTENDEES, SINK INVOLVED. PONY CONTRIBUTIONS INEXPLICABLY RISE IN UNRELATED COINCIDENCE, SALACIOUS TWEETS DISAPPEAR. STILL NO PIC OF COCK, WHELK SAD.

I was going to do a post about something GDL said at Dragon Con in a panel, and I still will, but for now I leave you with the news that he's been sticking his dick in fangirls! Well, I mean, obviously this isn't the first time he's been sticking his dick in fangirls, but Twitter really has taken off in the past year or so hasn't it?

Social networking will be the death of celebrity as we know it.


Conclusion: 140 characters is not enough to accurately describe GDL's cock. DAMN YOU! Someone find me a picture.

Comments

Dude, your choices are your choices, other ppl's choices are other ppl

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

The way I see it, I own my own body and I keep it even when I sleep with someone, and vice versa. Of course, there are contracts people enter into, especially for health reason, but open contracts are as alright as close contracts.

People's been having sexless affairs and loveless sex for ages. It's definitely not a lack of self worth, if you don't give a damn about him sleeping around, and vice versa, or maybe, just maybe, you actually LIKE it. Like, it's fun to compare notes on people you've both slept with outside the relationship the way other people compare places they've been to without the other.