FINALLY SOMEBODY BRINGS THE LOLS BACK TO TORCHWOOD

[tencrush]

First spotted on the meme, obvs. You think I don't skim that thing for luls (few and far between though they may be lately), you'd be wrong!

My personal headline:
GARETH DAVID-LLOYD HOSTS PARTY, FUCKS ATTENDEES, SINK INVOLVED. PONY CONTRIBUTIONS INEXPLICABLY RISE IN UNRELATED COINCIDENCE, SALACIOUS TWEETS DISAPPEAR. STILL NO PIC OF COCK, WHELK SAD.

I was going to do a post about something GDL said at Dragon Con in a panel, and I still will, but for now I leave you with the news that he's been sticking his dick in fangirls! Well, I mean, obviously this isn't the first time he's been sticking his dick in fangirls, but Twitter really has taken off in the past year or so hasn't it?

Social networking will be the death of celebrity as we know it.


Conclusion: 140 characters is not enough to accurately describe GDL's cock. DAMN YOU! Someone find me a picture.

Comments

[margotleadbett.livejournal.com]

I have really really tried not to say this honest I have.

Do you think he washed his cock first? and put his fag out?

[tencrush]

He reportedly tastes of ashtray. His mouth, that is, I have no info on anything else.

[margotleadbett.livejournal.com]

Nice! The ashtray mouth would put me off conducting further enquiries into how the rest of him tastes (also, the uppermost thought in my mind is 'looks like he could do with a good wash').

[antelope-writes.livejournal.com]

He really does. I saw some pictures from autographs at the panel and all I could think was, dude, go take a bath.

[hamsterfur.livejournal.com]

Well, they were on a sink. She could maybe splash some soap around under the guise of foreplay/lube.

[oh-my-janto.livejournal.com]

That's kinda what I was thinking ... and here's the pic to prove he was looking pretty scrappy ...

[oh-my-janto.livejournal.com]

Here it is for real - from some girl's tweetpic
http://twitpic.com/gohm4
Not his cock ... unfortunately ...