FINALLY SOMEBODY BRINGS THE LOLS BACK TO TORCHWOOD

[tencrush]

First spotted on the meme, obvs. You think I don't skim that thing for luls (few and far between though they may be lately), you'd be wrong!

My personal headline:
GARETH DAVID-LLOYD HOSTS PARTY, FUCKS ATTENDEES, SINK INVOLVED. PONY CONTRIBUTIONS INEXPLICABLY RISE IN UNRELATED COINCIDENCE, SALACIOUS TWEETS DISAPPEAR. STILL NO PIC OF COCK, WHELK SAD.

I was going to do a post about something GDL said at Dragon Con in a panel, and I still will, but for now I leave you with the news that he's been sticking his dick in fangirls! Well, I mean, obviously this isn't the first time he's been sticking his dick in fangirls, but Twitter really has taken off in the past year or so hasn't it?

Social networking will be the death of celebrity as we know it.


Conclusion: 140 characters is not enough to accurately describe GDL's cock. DAMN YOU! Someone find me a picture.

Comments

[tencrush]

http://twitter.com/jessiawesome
http://twitter.com/diadiadiadia
http://twitter.com/chrystalross

The actual relavant tweets are now gone. SADFAYCE. The last girl reported on one of her peeps fucking GDL onna sink. I notice none of these girls actually came to DragonCon to see GDL, and mostly call him "that dude from Torchwood." I find that inexplicably hilarious. (Maybe this is a hangover from a number of people I know of who would come to see and attempt to fuck the headliner and end up making out with the support's drummer, you know?)

[off_coloratura]

Oh, Gareth. Groupies who just show up to drink your booze are never the answer.

[tencrush]

But celeb booze is always better than the crap they serve to paying customers. Also, they usually have drugs on them.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Wait: so he actually threw a private party? In his room or something? Well damn it all, we should have been there. I in a reporting capacity, and you to get him out of his wretched clothes. Surely, being him, he was drunk enough at some point to just get his kit off Barrowman fashion.

I've got a camera and a sly, mean trick of always being sober.

[tencrush]

Yes, he threw a party in his room with the guy who plays Draco Malfoy. It got out of hand. Lol.

I wish they'd sexed each other. Now that would have been newsworthy.

[torenheksje.livejournal.com]

And did Felton also participate?

[tencrush]

There are no tales about him, but I'll dig around and see what I can find. I LOVE GOSSIP.

[noneinnyet.livejournal.com]

That's taking the idea of "when fandoms collide" in a very RPS way. I don't know whether to have LOLS or be squicked.

[off_coloratura]

I just... I KNOW he's young and he's enjoying his celebrity, having a few laughs, and I know he's a big boy and can make his own decisions, but...

I feel so disappointed in him whenever he pulls shenanigans like this. You have a SRS CAREER now, buddy, it's a WORK-RELATED CON. Start acting like a pro and stop emulating John "Look At My Cock But Don't Tell" Barrowman.

[tencrush]

I can totally understand this kind of behaviour and as I've said before, I'm surprised I haven't heard shit like this from earlier conventions. I fully expect him to keep doing this sort of crap for another few years before he actually knuckles down and makes something of himself. He'll recover. Probably.

[vylomy.livejournal.com]

Te-he. The same here. Expected him to act like that long-long time ago. So all this behaviour doesn't surprise or disappoint me much. I think we all unerstood long time ago what kind of person is Gareth like. That's why I just continue to watch him with the interest waiting for his new fuck up.

[dvanulya.livejournal.com]

The meme has caps.
http://community.livejournal.com/who_anon/7210.html?thread=32143146#t32143146

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well. She says she made out with him "for like 30 seconds". Doesn't sound like any fucking going on there, since she was pretty much repulsed by his ashtray breath.