I thought thoughts...

[tencrush]

... about Ianto and posted them here. They are the TRULY IMPORTANTS things I learned from Children of Earth. I am now firmly on the course of TWISTING REALITY ITSELF to fit into my own worldview. Denial is a wonderful thing.

Now... back on track people, let's forget our troubles and attempt to work out if the events of the past week have taught us anything about the size of Gareth David-Lloyd's cock.

Comments

[noneinnyet.livejournal.com]

Massive. Wielded with great skill.

[tencrush]

Yeah? You think? I like to think there's skill but also a bit of wry wit involved.

[ceindreadh.livejournal.com]

Wielded with great skill.

and precision, and probably stored in tupperware when not in use ;-)

[jo02]

I am never going to look @ tupperware the same again!

GDL Naughty Bits

[aviv-b.livejournal.com]

And so sparkly clean, even with the foreskin (did I really just type that?).

Re: GDL Naughty Bits

[tencrush]

Yeah, you did just type that. I bet you think his spunk tastes like strawberries, too. Weirdo.

(If I were made to guess, I'd say it tastes of lemons and cigarettes. Not that that's an unpleasant mix.)

Re: GDL Naughty Bits

[aviv-b.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you might have some insider knowledge, meh.

[aresnz.livejournal.com]

Well said.

Lori

[michele659.livejournal.com]

I go with massive (they call him "Big" as one of his nicknames in talking about his cock) in both size and width. I also think it has massive recovery powers and can go all night and all day :)

[tencrush]

Ah, but does his spunk taste like kittens and rainbows? That's the question.

[michele659.livejournal.com]

LOL- Although I'm not sure what a kitten would taste like,I'm hoping it doesn't take like any animal. I'm not sure about the rainbow,though!
In my imagination his spunk tastes like chocolate (preferably dark and good for the serotonin levels)and macadamia nut or coconut coffee :)

[tencrush]

That sounds unhealty and I'm pretty sure would require medical intervention. He should eat more strawberries and rainbows.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

I also think it has massive recovery powers and can go all night and all day

Well, yeah, especially when he takes Viagra.

[michele659.livejournal.com]

He doesn't need viagra. The massive recovery powers are a gift :)

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

He did say that his walking-around-London!suit was very revealing in the dickal regions. We need l33t CSI film analysis on this.

[tencrush]

I do recall that it was, but at the time I was too busy realising he was striding purposefully towards a pointless death.

I suppose I should rewatch and screencap it, but I'm afraid I have not yet been able to do so because I am afraid I will cry again, or, more likely, get really hateful and angry and I'm trying to let go of that shit.

[jo02]

I certainly know his balls are massive, given how awesome his acting in that was.
So I'm thinking, massive balls, massive cock, and definitely, massive skill.

I don't suppose you could do us a bit of a Ianto picspam to cheer us up?

[tencrush]

SINCE WHEN AM I THE JOLLY DANCING MONKEY MAKING EVERYBODY LAUGH AND CLAP AND FORGET THEIR TROUBLES? WHEN DID I GET THAT JOB?

I'll see what I can do.

[jo02]

WILL YOU STOP MAKING ME LAUGH THIS IZ SAD BIZNEZ!

And I'm so glad you answered your own question so I don't have to get the snark out of the drawer.

[mslauren2930.livejournal.com]

it's a good thing that COE airs here in the U.S. in a couple of more days so all of this will finally make sense to me. ;)