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Random:

• I wasn't ever really serious, initially anyway, but eventually I did actually briefly find myself pondering the morals of creating a sock to infiltrate what's-her-face's friendslocked Torchwood photoshoppery. I came to the conclusion that while I believe it's no more morally wrong to do such a thing than it is to paste real life actors' faces onto gay porn stills, the balance was swayed against doing it because a)it would involve me actually putting in some effort into searching out pornographic photomanips, and I despise photomanips, especially pornographic ones, so that didn't really make any logical sense to me and b)I couldn't really work out what I'd do with them once I got there because obviously they're f-locked and all I could really do would be to laugh at them on my own, or repost them here, which would be a wanky thing to do and of course c)thankfully, used_songs sent me a bunch of links to some freely available doozies. Of which more laters.


• Everyone's moving to Dreamwidth now? I have no idea why people are doing this, a few people on my flist seem to be involved with the thing, but nobody seems to have ever really taken the time to adequately explain to anyone what the point to the whole thing is, and so the whole Dreamwidth experience feels like some huge meeting that I somehow managed entirely to miss. Rather like Twitter. Having said that, does anyone have a Dreamwidth code going spare that they could PM me? Also, I tried to set up a main account there, just so I could pretend to play with the cool kids, but my PSP just shows a bunch of empty boxes with no clue as to what they're for, so I don't know how to import my LJ into it, nor do I think I can be bothered to find out, I'm busy enough as it is without having to sit behind my laptop and actually do computer things. But anyway, I'd like another code if there is one because I'd like to set up a secondary account as well, just to stake my claim and that. Not that it really matters. Can you sense my ennui filtering through in this post yet? Yeah, that's basically how I feel about life at the moment.


• As you've probably noticed, I've dropped out of TW fandom pretty much lately, not because I hate it, but the wait for S3 is really getting on my nerves and frankly I have nothing more to say on the subject of that cracky show until I've seen something new. And I'm too busy watching and ENJOYING Dollhouse (yeah, so sue me, I like it) and, embarrassingly, kind of obsessing a little bit about watching The Big Bang Theory and maybe actually shipping Sheldon/Penny. Shenny? Pendon? I don't know, I don't move in those circles, as much as I might be tempted to. While we wait, though... My wanderings around the internet in the past day or two haven't brought much in the way of Torchwood spoilage, though I did read somewhere that they're building Moffat's HD-ready TARDIS interior and it's so big that they've taken down the Hub set to make room. All of which leads me to reiterate once again: There is NO TW Series 4. Srsly. So, yeah, there's that.


• Anyway, back on the topic of naked men. Yes, so, I got some linkies messaged to me, the best of which were definitely to be found on fanbot.net. Whoever that is, they're disturbed to a frightening degree. Anyway, I picked two gooduns because I'd like to comment on them as I have nothing better to do with my time.
  THIS FIRST ONE HAS NO TITLE:
  
  
  
  Which is a shame, because it could really do with one. (I'll leave the strange contrast difference of Ianto's hair to the rest of the picture for what it is and move on) I'd suggest perhaps: LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO MENTION THE RATHER SQUICKY, SWEATY FEELING OF YOUR COCK AND BALLS IN MY NECK IN THIS TROPICAL SETTING AND PULLING THIS FACE INSTEAD, SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU CAN'T SEE IT BECAUSE YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT YOUR EYES CLOSED, BLISSFULLY REMEMBERING THAT CHEST WAX YOU HAD YESTERDAY. Or something of that ilk. I'd find this picture hilariously funny even with the original heads. Something, in fact, tells me that this picture may be a head swap on top of an already headswapped picture, the original faces now sadly lost in the mists of time. I'd like to think that this picture, with Jack and Ianto's heads, may well form the base for yet another headswap, and another after that and after that, the necks growing subtly longer and that thigh-neck crossover area growing subtly blurrier with every shop job. I'd do an illustration of how I think it will look years from now, but like I said: ennui. I'm sure you can picture it. Which brings me to:
  
  
  
  AHGAD! My eyes. I picked this one first of all because it has AMUSING WORDS on it. If there's one thing worse than Photoshopped porn, it's Photoshopped porn featuring AMUSING WORDS, which in itself is only marginally better than Photoshopped porn featuring TWEE ROMANTIC WORDS, which is the worst thing in the world and the work of the devil. But yes, amusing words. Ha. Secondly, this picture features one of my personal pet peeves which is the ligamentally snipped porn cock. Blech. In fact, the whole thing just... baffles me. Is he aiming his cock at someone, about to shoot? I find myself thinking about the physics behind that possibility, and coming to the conclusion that he'd be better off aiming it about 20 degrees or so higher, depending on the propulsion involved. The fact that this picture makes me think those thoughts in and of itself is quite funny, I suppose, and the fact that I can now readily imagine Jack to be the kind of person who wanders around the Hub holding his cock at jaunty angles and pointing it at people is worrying, to say the least. Also: Why do so many porn manips feature THAT FUCKING SOFA?? It's disgusting, and now whenever I see it in the show I imagine that it smells funny and is blighted by crusty spunk stains. Thank you, photoshoppery, for putting these things into my head. Must go lie down now.

That's it from me. Move along.