BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH KITTENS

[tencrush]

Hello! I'm back. And now, Shitty Photoshop Theatre presents a new shitty manip for your shitty delectation. IT IS UNWORKSAFE, and contains kittens.

The art is called:



WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF MY COCK WERE AN OLD SKOOL INTERNET MEME?

(Original here, as always, DON'T CLICK, it is wrong on many levels. I notice that the artist's usual attention to detail (with regards to CUTTING AROUND HAIR PROPERLY HAR HAR) in finding a suitably hairy source image for Ianto has gone out the window on this occasion, as this week's art is apparently brought to you courtesy of hairlessyoungboyswithreallyroundarses.com or somewhere of that ilk. Also, what is going on with Ianto's right forearm? Is it broken? Did someone beat him up again? Oh, and also, I have a horrible inkling from various parts of the physique that she may well have shopped together two pictures of the same guy.)

Is better with kittens, yes?

Comments

[used_songs]

Ianto's face!

[tencrush]

I warned you I would always use that face. It brings me joy.

[used_songs]

It's wonderful. The face made me laugh.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

God how I love Unexpected Naked Jack icons

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

That icon just made me very happy. It is what animation is for.

[louisema.livejournal.com]

I love your icon...

[used_songs]

Thanks. It's by apiphile. She has a bunch of extremely sardonic icons.

[mslauren2930.livejournal.com]

this is why "working from home" is never a good idea for me. LOLZ! must stop reading LJ... must stop. I especially like the two guys above Ianto LOLing. :)

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

That is actually less scary than the cock in the original.

Do you think Ianto could fit one up there for reals?

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA. The kitten says NOES! I IZ NOT PEEN!

Somebody's going to get an arse full of prickles.

tencrush, you justify the existence of the internet, you really do.

[tencrush]

*bows*
Thank you.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'Is better with kittens, yes?'
Yes, the original cock was just creepy. I wonder if they just used a picture of a sex toy they found on the internet.

I'm using my bad-fic icon because I don't have a bad-fanart icon.

[tencrush]

I didn't quite get the original cock. It looked dead. Made me shudder.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'It looked dead. Made me shudder.'

Yeah, to me it looks like some sex toy that they just pasted on.

[tencrush]

It was the horrifically bad quality of this one that made me do this, the workmanship was lazy and bad, the cutting especially, there are scalloped edges everywhere from various photoshop tools, it's just a really, really bad manip, and the subject matter just makes it worse. And the random bed in the Hub. And the cushions. And the broken arm. Just... no.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'It was the horrifically bad quality of this one that made me do this...'

Yeah, I don't know how people can find it sexy (it's just horribly put together), but judging by the comments quite a few people do. *shakes head*

[louisema.livejournal.com]

I kind of love it. Especially the bystanders...

[tencrush]

Status Quo love lolling at kittenmansex.

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

*laughs till she cries*

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

Ianto's bubble ass and leg kind of looks like a gigantic cock and balls. Moreso than the actual cock. Boy's got some junk in the trunk!

[tencrush]

I'm starting to think that Ianto's broken arm thing may well be two cocks pasted together. Maybe, in fact, this ISN'T one of the worst photshop jobs I've seen in a long while, but a cleverly crafted work of art that is entirely constructed from pictures of cocks. Like that guy made of fruit. *handwaves* You know the one I mean.

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

OMG. It's like a magic eye picture now! All these cocks are popping out at me.

Ianto's shoulder blade and pectoral muscle combined with his badly mangled arm... yup, another cock and ball combo. I'm sure there's more.

*squints*

[off_coloratura]

As usual, your manips inspire equal parts wild hysteria and nauseated revulsion. Well done.

[cirrocumulus.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I DIDN'T SEE THE WHOLE THING WHEN IT POPPED UP ON THE COMM. Obviosuly your version is a vast improvement.

But really, whyyyy? Isn't the world a hard enough place already without things like this in it?

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

Don't do it No Hands, there's not kitty treats there.

(I didn't even notice the bonus Quo I was so horrified by the rest of it)

[tencrush]

I was going to put in a bridge and a shark and a helicopter, but I thought that would be way too obscure for anyone to understand.

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

I think you'd be surprised.

(I saw someone wearing a bridge/shark/helicopter t-shirt the other day and got all nostalgic for the good old days of B3TA)

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

at first, i didn't notice jack's other leg, and it looks like he is levitating above ianto

[used_songs]

I thought the same thing!

[alba17.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

OMG you totally made my day.

The kittens face is like "Wha? I'm going in where?" has me hysterical.


Nicole

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Not one of you useless people has made a pussy joke.

[kelspots.livejournal.com]

My husband who unwisely was looking over my shoulder as I read this post did a double take, then commented that "oh, that's not as bad as I originally thought". I don't think I want to know what he originally saw.

[clarrisani.livejournal.com]

And suddenly I am very disturbed. O_o;;

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Do NOT want kittehpeen!

That reminds me of a Ted Nugent song.