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[tencrush]

This took me FAR too long, the animation is FAR to jaggy, the file's FAR too large and will take ages to load, but it's my homage to pornographic photomanips it is NOT WORKSAFE and it is entitled:



IT JUST WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND, IANTO...


And I made it so that we may never forget the crazy that is out there. And also: COCK.

Okay, and just in case you're not aware of the fucking horrorshow manip that is the original, it's TOTALLY NSFW and it's here. DON'T FUCKING CLICK IT. I'm only telling you because she'll probably come along demanding CREDIT for me STEALING her ART or something, when it is, in fact, A FUCKING BRAINMELTING THING OF SHOULD-NOT-EXIST-NESS.

Comments

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

hilarious. I nearly spit out my toothpaste this morning.


Nicole

[louiex.livejournal.com]

Oh god XDXD the best part of that are the nervous glances he keeps giving the evil disembodied cock... which truly seems like a TW alien if I've ever heard one~

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*wheeze*

HAAAAAA!

AAA!


*wipes eyes*

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I laughed so much I bled.

I love the way the mouth goes. You, my friend, are an utter genius.

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

That is genius!

[off_coloratura]

...AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

....BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dear GOD, woman.

[jo02]

That's - um - very old-school Monty Python! *she says, totally giving her age away*

[venusinchains.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! I agree completely with the monty python comparison. (And I'm afraid I'll be picturing this the next time I read anything resembling the line 'his cock demanded attention.')

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

his cock demanded attention

*snort!* :-D

If only it could guarantee the destruction of that cliche.

His cock demanded attention. He tried to ignore its eager demands. His cock then smote him repeatedly about the face.

[kelspots.livejournal.com]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! When I started laughing uncontrollably, my husband tried to come over and see what I was looking at. Had to close the window quickly to protect him.

[qthewetsprocket.livejournal.com]

see, this is exactly what terry gilliam should have been doing all those years ago.

[gogo-didi.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's.... yeah.... lmfao

:-)

[mslauren2930.livejournal.com]

why did I click? and then why did I click again? ::facepalm::

[torchwoodheaven.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

That is hysterical. Isn't technology amazing? And so is Ianto. Jack can use it as a screen saver.

[nightporters.livejournal.com]

Jo told me to look. She did say not to be drinking at the same time. Need a new cup of tea now. *chokes*

[jo02]

*smirks happily* My work here is done!

(I was drinking coffee at the time. Most of which went up the back of my nose)

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

o god! the eyes and mouth twitching...

...

[jo02]

I think once you get past the attack-penis, the mouth twitching is the best part!

[coffee-kris.livejournal.com]

Oh my god you broke my brain and possibly my sex life.

Well done, you!

[louisema.livejournal.com]

Oh, ye Gods...when will I learn not to click the links Whelk tells me not to click?! MY MIND...

Yours is hilarious though.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I think I found the inspiration for the original manip...

(http://s86.photobucket.com/albums/k81/smirnoffmule/?action=view&current=chestburster.jpg)

Uncanny, no?

[jo02]

I think some people might by be baiting you while you're away. I can't think of any other reason for this next one - http://tw-31988.livejournal.com/31197.html

[a_starfish]

*cackles* This is HILARIOUS! You are a genius! *bookmarks*