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Apparently, yesterday was International Fetish Day. Who knew? Seriously, who knew? I'm international, and I've got quite a few fetishes, but I was unaware of this event. Next time, people, when instigating International Days for things we should be aware of and support, Advertise Moar. Speaking of advertising, here's my belated contribution to International Fetish Day, which also goes to show that advertising just isn't as fun as it used to be. Or marriage, for that matter.




In other news, I am disappointed that no one in the US who loves me has even vaguely offered to send me tasteless Obama memorabilia yet. What does a girl have to do?



Honestly, you people.

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"If your husband ever finds out you're not "store-testing" for fresher coffee... if he discovers you're still taking chances on getting flat, stale, coffee... woe be unto you! For today, there's a sure and certain way to test for freshness before you buy

Here's how easy it is to be sure of fresher coffee

Look for the "Dome Top" Can of Chase and Sanborn. That firm, rounded top shows it's packed under pressure, fresh from the oven.

Just do this:

Press your thumbs against the dome top before you buy. If it's firm, it's fresh. If the top clicks, pressure's gone -- take another. It's the one way to get the freshest coffee ever picked.

No other can lets you test!

You can't test an ordinary flat top can. Some are "leakers" that have let air in to steal freshness. But all flat top cans look alike. You can't tell which are good and which are stale.

Here's the payoff!

Sure as you pour a cup, they'll want more! For Chase & Sanborn is a glorious blend of more expensive coffees... brought to you fresher. No wonder Chase & Sanborn pays a flavor dividend you won't find in any other coffee!"

Hm, "firm" and "rounded" huh? I wonder what could remind her of that?

Also: http://www.corpun.com/sell.htm and http://www.corpun.com/sellsupp.htm. Spanking SELLS.