While I'm disabled...

[tencrush]

God, I have an incredible urge to take a random sampling of Jack/Ianto fanfic and work out the ratio of Jack versus Ianto as to who takes it up the arse. But where would I take a random sampling from? And, mostly, it would only depress me because I think that if I did it, I'd probably prove that, despite canonical evidence to the contrary, Ianto is invariably the crying, helpless, penetrated wife.

I did that thing once where I worked out how many and what sorts of orgasms Rose had in Ten/Rose fic. I think I left it on my work computer, though. I'm sad about that. They were magical and plentiful and vaginal and reading 50 Ten/Rose fics in a day put me off fic for about a year. Which was a bonus.

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[antelope-writes.livejournal.com]

Well, to be fair, Ianto's never shown any sexual interest in Gwen, Tosh, Suzie, or Diane. The hilariously awkward scene with Martha in Reset, though...she's already told Jack she doesn't want to know, but once Ianto's in front of her, she's all questions. Hmmmm.....