THE COCK REPORT

[tencrush]

Quick Gareth related question for y'all:

THIS THING.

[Poll #1252260]

Check as many boxes as you like. It's not for science or anything.

I've been ill. Feel somewhat better now. Thank you, Gareth.

Comments

[rainshadowsfic.livejournal.com]

ahahaha, i saw your tag "the pressing matter of gdl's cock"

yes, yes it is. >.>

[tencrush]

I am ashamed to say that it is one of my most frequently used tags.

[rainshadowsfic.livejournal.com]

haha, dude, you're awesome =P

[ceindreadh.livejournal.com]

(snicker) I think that GDL has learned a lot from JB about playing to the crowd, lol!

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Gareth has defiantly gone to the John Barrowmen school of public speaking. And we love him for it.

[mbs-library.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to drop a line that I was friending you as I love some of your TW analysis and especially the Ianto as dominant one. Stumbled here from a link somewheres can't remember where got totally distracted by the tag there.

MB

[knitchick1979.livejournal.com]

*watches clip*

OMG he did actually say that.... *pictures those texts* Yes I think I need to join in on the fangirls-hack-GDL-and-JB-phones project :D

I know what you mean about feeling better, I've been having a pretty bad couple of days with my IBS and all of a sudden I feel MUCH better! ;)

[frackattack.livejournal.com]

Lovely thing to wake up to first thing in the morning....The Cock Report. Lovely.

[alba17.livejournal.com]

Thanks for cheering up my morning. Love the tag "the pressing matter of gdl's cock". I might have to think of a journal entry just so I can use that tag too. Ridiculously, it hadn't even occurred to me that he was making it up. I guess it seemed to go along with the other stories about TW on set. I'm sure they spend a lot of time waiting around being bored.

[tencrush]

Bored enough to get your cock out and take pictures of it, though? On what would seem to be more than one occasion?

If Barrowman was married to a woman and Eve Myles told everyone she texts him pictures of her naked tits to put him off when he's filming, would you be inclined to believe that?

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

Yes. With those two, definitely.

[tencrush]

I think the combined forces of Barrowman and Marsters are corrupting our wee, unsullied, wholesome little Gareth to the extent that he may well beome a hugely irritating prick. With, by all accounts, a huge prick.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

Luckily, the main thrust (fner fner) seems to be "ha ha, willies!" over and over again, so it should wear off eventually. That or he'll turn into a small Welsh John Barrowman.

[santousha.livejournal.com]

If it was anyone else than no, but this is JB were talking about. We what he's like in public can only imagine he's worse in private with close friends.
Maybe Gareth didn't or doesn't send pics but I can imagine John doing it.

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

Actually, yeah, knowing how Barrowman is!

Call us weird, but my husband and I are like that with other people. We're quite the Scott and John, only straight. LOL.

I think this cock play may have all derived from the movie, "Waiting". If you haven't seen it, it's a restaurant comedy where one of the main plot points is to see how many times you can trick another employee into glancing at your twig and berries. There's even a point system, sort of. And yes, I said main plot point. (It's still a terribly funny movie, though).

[alba17.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not really sure. Clearly, you don't believe it. As everyone pointed out, it is JB we're talking about, who seems infamous for this stuff. The part that got me was, "In various states of biological blood flow." I mean, it's one thing to be taking pics of parts of your anatomy, which goes along with whipping things out at the drop of a hat, but this is kind of another level. Are they really sitting around the set wanking?

OTOH, I'm not sure I care if it's true or not, it's a funny story.

[tencrush]

Yeah, I mean, is filming Torchwood that arousing that you'd just have a half-arsed lazy lob by default and feel the urge to take pictures of it, or is it THAT DULL that you feel the need to whip it out and poke it a bit? I just don't see how this situation would come about.

I do and I don't believe it, I'm not really sure which.

[hamsterfur.livejournal.com]

Seems pretty standard for most sets I've been on. *shrug* I'd be very surprised if they didn't get up to that kind of thing.

[stopwatch-plz.livejournal.com]

ahahaha

I saw the link to a poll and just thought "Oh, it's just a poll" - then I saw who it was by.

There can never be enough polls on GDL's cock *nods sagely*

\o/

[off_coloratura]

He looked like he'd been dying to tell people about this. And he seemed coy enough with the details. So I am calling truth.

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

I had to have a good chuckle and knew you were going to have something about this, when I saw the YT clip.

I do and don't believe it.

Somehow I do think they might do something like this but not to the extent that GDL said. I mean why else can't they share some of their on set antics, because both men have said they aren't very PG (I remember not being able to share them at ComicCon).

But it's a funny story no matter what :)


Nicole

[schnuckel.livejournal.com]

Erm, when did he say that?! Are there clips?!
*tries to calm down* =P

[(Anonymous)]

I know guys who do stuff like this. I don't think it is all that unlikely. I have also seen these types of texts sent to people, so yes I am sure it's true.

I remember watching a Chris Evans show a couple of years ago, and he was exchanging these photos with his guest! (although presumably not erect)

I don't think women and men would do it to each other, it is a boy thing, very 14year old boy humour really.

[bloodredroses1.livejournal.com]

I'm another one who votes for 'true but exaggerated'. Given that John likes to flash people I can SO see him doing this & of course Gareth wouldn't sit still for being one-upped by John and so it would go.

Then again Gareth could just be having one over on us for shits & grins.

Morgan

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

I absolutely believe this. (and no, not just because I desperately want to!) Seriously, it's a guy thing. They do this all the time. I've heard similar stories from several male acquaintances. Men are always comparing willies. No big deal.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes exactly, I lived in house shares for years and for some of the time I was the only woman in a four person place. I learnt then that guys do this type of thing, and worse. To be honest I think I would have been ignorant of it otherwise, and may have been a bit surprised at this story. I have some much grosser ones though, so not surprised at all by this.

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Same thing here: I lived in boarding houses with guys. Yeah, the penis competitions are the least of it. When two of them are watching another having sex, peeking through a crack in the door, giggling, critiquing his performance... Men are hilarious. I love 'em.

[luniasta.livejournal.com]

This is just too insane to make it up. Unless you're John Barrowman, I suppose, so he must have started it. Then it makes sense. :D

[schnuckel.livejournal.com]

Haha, as others have pointed out, I love the tag.
I think that they may have enough time to do this. Gareth isn't in as many scenes as John, or at least wasn't so he could have gotten bored.
After working with John and the team a year I think that they may have corrupted Gareth a little and therefore he does stuff like this.
Plus, from what I can tell Gareth probably didn't need that much corrupting. xD
It's likely I think.
:o John's seen Gareth naked? I want in on that!! But as someone said, this may be what he was referring to.
Oh, if Gareth knew people were debating this. I bet you any money that that was his main aim. Send the fandom into deep discussions about him sending pictures of his cock to John. He does not need encouragment... *cough*

Maybe he does .. ;)