*washes brain*

[tencrush]

So, I'm just sitting here, watching This Morning, and there's Valerie Singleton happily telling the world that she fucked Peter Purves, complete with phoned-in reaction from Purves saying, "yes, we did and she was aces".

I feel so dirty now. I have no words.

Seriously, though, is this what the world has come to? Oh my.

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[justinej.livejournal.com]

Honest to god. Is this for real? I feel soiled!

[tencrush]

TRUTH. She's pissed because everyone on Wikipedia keeps saying she's a lesbian, and she's now come back with a major expose in one of the tabloids revealing that, in fact, she was a total slutbag. Go Valerie!

[thedorkygirl.livejournal.com]

That's awesome.

[tencrush]

But she banged Purves! How am I supposed to deal with that? And they weren't involved or anything either, she just fucked him. For fun.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

wh wh wh wh

[tencrush]

THIS JUST HAPPENED. IN MY FRONT ROOM WHILE I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. I AM SOILED FOREVER.

[tildathebuilder.livejournal.com]

Well it could be worse, it could have been John Noakes! Ewww

[tencrush]

NOBODY HAS EVER FUCKED JOHN NOAKES. Except maybe one of the dogs.

[cirrocumulus.livejournal.com]

NO idea what you're talking about, but I was wondering if you'd heard that James Moran has confessed on his blog that he was the one behind the BBCA Torchwood Captain's Logs. I thought of you when I read it because I recall you having complained about the fannishness of the blogs and the pasted-on-itude of the Jack/Ianto therein, so I was wondering what you made of this development.

[tencrush]

1960's children's tv presenters doing each other. Is what I'm talking about.

Yes. I am mulling this one over in the form of an essay about what is bad and good about this revelation because I have many thoughts on the subject. I'm not QUITE sure exactly what those thoughts are yet.

[cirrocumulus.livejournal.com]

Well. Uh. That's. Yes.

Haha, I figured you might be working on one. If I may say so I really do enjoy your essays; you write very insightfully and actually have something to SAY, whereas I have friends on my flist who attempt to write similar "essays" and end up making absolutely no points at all. (Thus ends my fairly awkward praising.)

I myself think it does lend some veracity to the blogs but I'm not sure if they should be treated as canon. I'm also still a little bitter that they're just loaded with Jack/Ianto while the actual show seems to be fine going several episodes without developing their relationship any.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'I'm also still a little bitter that they're just loaded with Jack/Ianto while the actual show seems to be fine going several episodes without developing their relationship any.'
You and me both; they can't have it both ways.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

Can't wait to read your essay, if you do decide to make one. I always enjoy hearing what you have to say.

I'm not sure how I feel either; the blogs make it look like the writers want Jack/Ianto to be more than just a sexual relationship, just not on-screen.

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

Oh my childhood. Is there any lower that Blue Peter can go? What with druggie presenters, presenters having sex with each other and phone in scandals...

[off_coloratura]

Blue Peter, indeed.

Thankfully it's a British show and my childhood remains unsoiled.

(Bob McGrath, Betty Aberlin: don't you EVER frickin' do something like this.)